Oct 6, 2020
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Emmett: You know what sucks? Knowing Felix well enough to know what songs he likes to fuck to. Like, do we REALLY need to know exactly when he and Summer are doing it?
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Emmett: You know what sucks? Knowing Felix well enough to know what songs he likes to fuck to. Like, do we REALLY need to know exactly when he and Summer are doing it?
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Summer: Hey, do you think we're actually triplets, or did mom and dad get a robot made to look just like you and Autumn? Because that would explain a LOT about me.
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Hannah: Movie night tonight?
Hannah: No one else understands my love of the movie Game Night quite like you.
TEXT 🏖️ BLINTER
Blake: 'Sup, Summer?
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Malcolm: WHY WON'T THE NEWEST CALCULATORS LET ME DOWNLOAD MARIO ON THEM ANYMORE???
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Winter: You couldn't possibly think of a better phrase than "jerkin' the gherkin?"
Scotty: I thought it was creative! You didn't like it?
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Emmett: Girls are gonna be like... psycho at this wedding, right? Like, the stuff of nightmares?
Emmett: Save me???
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Emmett: Alright, Gamma Chis, your fearless leader is officially back in action. I'm gonna need a list of girls you're banging on the regular so I don't double dip, a list of stage-five clingers so I don't catch another Quincy, and most importantly, I'm gonna need a 'Emmett's back' rager, so social chair, get on that.
Emmett: ... wow, shit, sorry Win. Didn't realize you'd gotten higher on my 'most contacted' list than the bros, my b.