#text: mal

[jayonthefield]

TEXT 💬 JAL

Jay: Hey, is there a spell for finding out who started a rumor? Today I heard someone whispering about me having "a thing" for Jordan which both isn't true and totally ruins my rep. I mean, she's hot, sure, but it's more of like one of those "My heart says 'no' but my dick says 'YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!' things, you know? So I really want to find whoever started saying shit like that and just talk.

Jay: And by talk, I mean knock some sense into them.

[itsdizzytremaine]

TEXT 💬 MAZZY

Dizzy: Am I the only one who thinks Taylor Swift needs to start making songs about yearning again? I'm not sure she gets me anymore! All of her songs are so specific now, I can't pretend they're just pages from my diary!

[herklympus]

TEXT 🕳️ MALERK

Herk: Hey, dude! I kind of maybe accidentally punched a hole through the wall in the bathroom at your bar? And I don't know who I'm supposed to tell about it so...

[ben-desrosiers]

text 📲 bal

Ben: Movie night tonight? Unless your busy, but on your next day off?

[li-lonnie]

text 📲 malonnie

Lonnie: My grandmother looks at me like she thinks I need to go pray to the ancestors...

[carlos--devil]

text 📲 malos

Carlos: There is a cat sleeping on my leg. I don’t own a cat.

Carlos: Dude's gonna be insanely jealous that I smell like another pet.

[ganiambrosius]

TEXT 🐈 GAL

Gani: Guess who's cat followed her to work today?

Gani: Alanna's really anxious and I'm not sure why so I'm just going to let her hang out today, so if you could cover for me with anyone else we work with, that'd be awesome! Just be like "cat? What cat? I don't see a cat!" or something like that.

[anthonytremaines]

TEXT 💜 MALTHONY

Anthony: Is it a good or bad sign that I've started to forget what some of our parents looked like back on the Isle? For instance, I know your mother must wear purple because of your attempt at a color scheme, but I remember her outfit as mostly black.