i feel it coming

The name's Jay. I'm a sophomore and already one of the best tourney players on the team. I was raised to be a thief but now all I steal is hearts, you dig? // 🐲 🍫 🦁 😱

[jayonthefield]

TEXT 💬 JAL

Mal: If you're asking because you think it was ME, think again! I know better than to think you'd go catch heart feels for anyone, especially someone who can't keep from blabbing everyone's business like Jordan.

Mal: I'd start with people who don't know you well enough to know better? Or with Evie. We all know she's soft and romantic, maybe she's hoping if she makes up enough crap about our love lives she can manifest it into happening.

Jay: ...You know, I DIDN'T think it was you, but you came in REAL defensive there, dude. You're not wrong though. It'd take someone ridiculously awesome to lock the Jay down and that snitch isn't even close to being on my level, even though she is pretty damn hot.

Jay: You don't really think Evie would do that, do you? We gotta give that girl better shit to do with her time.

[jayonthefield]

myonceuponamal​:

One, why would you want to? Two, no, I don’t think it would be you. In fact, I think you’re so gross that she’d up your pole to eleven feet, even if she kept everyone else at ten. I just genie searched and it seems like they do? I don’t really care enough to find out if they’re real or if they’re Photoshopped, though; try asking me again if they come in purple and maybe then I’ll dig a little deeper. If we can’t find a pink one and we have to paint it, though, who knows how long the paint can actually stay on. Maybe we need to use something a little… stronger? 

Duh, because she’s hot? You might not like the girl, but you’ve got to admit that her body is banging. Just for saying that though, I’m punishing you by getting a twelve-foot pole and keeping you far, far away from my awesomeness! By something a little stronger, you better mean magic because that would be fucking perfect. 

[jayonthefield]

TEXT 💬 JAYLOS

Jay: Wait, you're having a "study night" with somebody? … So it’s a date? Fuck yeah! We gotta get you ready, man!

[jayonthefield]

TEXT 💬 JAL

Jay: Hey, is there a spell for finding out who started a rumor? Today I heard someone whispering about me having "a thing" for Jordan which both isn't true and totally ruins my rep. I mean, she's hot, sure, but it's more of like one of those "My heart says 'no' but my dick says 'YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!' things, you know? So I really want to find whoever started saying shit like that and just talk.

Jay: And by talk, I mean knock some sense into them.

[jayonthefield]

TEXT 💬 JEN

Jay: I'm just running late, I swear I'm not bailing on you. I’ll be at the tourney field in 5 minutes, man. If not, read this again.

[jayonthefield]

myonceuponamal​:

It’s a good thing I know Audrey would never touch any of us with a ten foot pole, because if there was even kind of a possibility that she would, I’d be traumatized by you talking about liking girl’s screams. You’re right, though, it is frogs, but Audrey would probably assume lizards were the same. Even if we gave her a pink one to fit her color scheme. We could pretend it was just a nice, fun gift we wanted to give her as a peace offering, though; pink lizard, panicked princess, we might be onto something here.

Hey, if any of us could get her to change that, it’d be me -- you don’t think I’d be able to get her as close as a nine foot pole, even? Cause I’m considering being seriously offended if you don’t. Do frogs or lizards come in pink? Eh, we can paint one if they don’t and give it to her, as a royal gift or whatever. Should we wait for her birthday? Imagine her opening that in front of a ton of people!

[jayonthefield]

rottentothecarlos​:

I wasn’t tough like you back on the Isle, either. I just hid out at home tinkering with experiments and letting people think that my mom had boobytraps in more rooms than just her coat closet. Some of the older guys literally are a pack of princes. Watch them start speeding up how quickly they bring people from home over here just to win tourney games, though; you should tell the coach that, maybe he’d light a fire under Ben to recruit more stars like you. Won’t be that bad for me. Do you just love getting yelled at or something, though? Because this sounds like it’s going down a very bad road for you.

Yeah, I remember; you’ve got some serious catching up to do when it comes to being a bad-ass, dude. Real talk though, you have to show me how she made those booby traps someday. Those would be fun to play around with. Just because they’re princes in real life doesn’t mean they have to act so, I don’t know, fragile on the field! Don’t they want to win? I might just tell Coach that though, more Isle kids on the tourney team would rock! Can you imagine if we had the Gaston twins on our side? We’d be even more unstoppable than I’m already making us. And no way, dude, it’d be like me and Mal cause some absolute chaos and once Evie deals with that, a little fabric mishap from you is going to look like nothing in comparison! I don’t mind getting yelled at for a good cause, and besides, Evie’s not scary. Not unless she’s coming at you with one of those eyelash curlers, those are tiny little torture devices.

[jayonthefield]

myonceuponamal​:

I was leaning towards Audrey too; I feel like it’s been a while since we heard her scream about anything. I thought about accidentally letting my lizard mom out of her box on Audrey’s desk in a class, but… baby steps. I don’t want her to accidentally murder Maleficent, you know? The horns should be enough trauma for now.

True, I am missing those little screams of hers. I don’t think that girl would touch a lizard even on accident though. She feels like she’d think they’d give her warts or something. Or is that frogs? Because whatever, it’s the same thing. You could always paint another lizard purple and put that in her desk. 

[jayonthefield]

rottentothecarlos​:

Gash, knee that I skinned when I tripped over a rock and that hurt really bad when they squirted hydrogen peroxide in it, same thing, right? That’s true, though; thanks for reminding me that the team really doesn’t need me, you’re a real pal. Maybe I should just tell Evie now, though. You know, be a pal back, keep you and Mal from being too tempted to do something just for my sake.

You’ve gotten so spoiled, bro. Imagine crying about a skinned knee back on the Isle, you would’ve gotten sucker-punched for it so hard. And hey, that’s not what I said; I said we’ve got worse problems, which we do. I swear the older guys play like a pack of princes. And too late! I’ve already started brainstorming about what kind of nonsense Mal and I can get into to make Evie go easier on you. Don’t worry about it, though. I promise it won’t be that bad...

[myonceuponamal]

What do you think would be funnier, drawing Audrey with horns, or Chad in the kind of ripped leather we always wore back on the Isle?

@jayonthefield​

[jayonthefield]

Go with Audrey. Chad might think he looks good in leather and try to steal the look from us and that’d be fucked up. Also, Audrey might be hot with horns and I deserve to know.

[rottentothecarlos]

So Dude ran away earlier and I might have had a little accident chasing him down… What do you think’s going to be worse, telling Coach that I can’t practice today because of the gash in my leg, or telling Evie I ripped the new pants she made me in the process?

@jayonthefield​

[jayonthefield]

Whoa, what kind of accident did you have, man? Because a gash sounds bad. I don’t think Coach’ll be that much of a dick about it, he’ll pissed for a sec and get over it. Our team’s got way worse problems than a benchwarmer not being able to make a few practices. I’d maybe hold off on telling Evie though. Wait until Mal or I make a bigger mistake and then slip that news in there.

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