#text:audrey

[malbfaery]

text 💬 maldrey 🤐

Mal: What do you think Ben's limo would look like if it was purple? Wanna find out?

[hannaharendelle]

text 💬 handrey

Hannah: What do you think about the people who say that pink is just light red?

[umadelmar]

text 💬 umaudrey

Uma: Think people would finally let the Shrimpy thing die if I told them shrimp have arsenic in them and that means they can kill you?

[darlingvirginias]

text 💬 audinia

Virginia: We haven’t talked in like a week. Are you mad at me?

Virginia: I know that The Testaments was a really bad book, but it was Margaret Atwood! I didn't realize what a terrible pick for book club it was going to be at the time!

[janetobin]

text 💬 janedrey 😴

Jane: I love seeing how much other people love Valentine's Day, but it'll be so nice when it's over and I'm not organizing the candygrams people ordered until 3 in the morning! I feel like the bags under my eyes right now are like bigger than a kingsized candy bar!

[mfaery]

TEXT ✉️✆ MALDREY

Mal: Just wondering, how much extra time do you waste every morning getting ready that normal people spend sleeping?

[jamesdubois]

TEXT 🧠 JIMDREY

Jimmy: So uh... any chance you wanna Obliviate Mary Kate and make her forget that I didn't catch the Snitch last weekend? You share a dorm with her, you've got easy access, right? And I'm too pretty to die this young!

[malbfaery]

text 💬 maldrey

Mal: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!

Mal: Or you know, like, friend-ish things!