#text:blair

[zevonchanca]

text 💬 zair

Zevon: I think you'd look really shitty with green hair... we'll find out sometime soon for sure, though.

[mikeymike-chang]

Text || Blair & Mike

Mike: Hey! I just got your gift! Thanks!

Mike: Did you make them yourself?

[racheladale]

text 💬 rair

Rachel: 'Don’t worry, if we end up getting chased by a murderer, we’ll just split up. Whoever he runs after, sucks for them. That means you’ve got like, at least a 50% chance of survival if you come camping.'

Rachel: That was in the camping survival guide I found, but I don't get it! Why would you die? You could just make friends with the murderer and show them that killing people is mean!

[marykatehood]

text 💬 blairkate

Mary Kate: I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One.

Mary Kate: Wait, wait, no, that's too sappy, PRETEND I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SEND THAT.

[wynnbellwether]

text 💬  blynn

Wynn: we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos”

Wynn: The answer is ME. I don't like Cheetos!

[jungleboyblake]

text 💬 blabla

Blake: YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don’t think she’s going to call you.

Blake: That's so fucking awesome, though. I stan.

[mauirps]

Text → Blair & Maddox

Blair: Come over?

[alice-johnson-reynolds]

[text]: well you executed it flawlessly. [text]: i did? oh thanks the powers that be because i thought i'd look like a hot mess. [text]: you know easy said i was too soft to play.

[text] Bite your tongue! Blair, you couldn’t be a hot mess if you tried.

[text] Easy? Well theres a name I haven’t heard from in a while. And too soft to play? You know what this means, right?