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@wynnbellwether
text 🧵 wynnley
Marley: i have some fun halloween craft ideas for the center and i wanted to run them by someone. anyone interested?
Wynn: I don't care what your ideas are, as long as they don't involve glitter. I've tried to sweep that stuff up at work before and it NEVER comes off.
stevieslothmore:
That does sound like the dream, for you. And you’d totally rock it! Or you know what else I’d recommend for you? A basilisk. I’ve always thought the legend of Medusa makes her out to be more of a victim than a true ‘monster’ because of the bad shit that leads to her being transformed into a Gorgon, but a Basilisk would give you the same opportunities to turn people to stone, or even kill them, just by looking at them without the sad backstory and moral ambiguity. Plus, it’d be easier to dress as a snake than figure out how to put snakes in your hair, I think. If you went with a Gorgon though, I’d also want to go with something from old timey Greece – do I strike you more as a chimera, a cyclops, or a siren?
text 💬 wynnvie
Stevie: That sounds disgusting but at least you'll smell delicious and cheesy! I'll pull out a spare t-shirt for you 😛 unless you want to give me a treat by wearing a wet one, ofc lol
Stevie: As for that though, I have no idea. Was it a Gunnar idea? Because people LOVE mac and cheese so I kind of see it? But it's not what I'd think of as bar food at all. If you're going cheesy, nachoes feel like the obvious choice.
Wynn: [read]
text 💬 blynn
Wynn: we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos”
Wynn: The answer is ME. I don't like Cheetos!
text 💬 wynnbias
Wynn: This guy just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart and scared the SHIT out of me.
Wynn: Seriously, who let him take a nap in there? Wasn't anyone doing their job?
text 💬 wynnar
Wynn: I am not jealous.
text 💬 wynnvie
Wynn: If this night keeps going the way it seems to be going, I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese.
Wynn: Seriously, can't they bring it back to me to wash BEFORE it congeals to the plate? And who thought a mac and cheese bar night was a good idea???
stevieslothmore:
If one was invited to a top secret underground party where the dress code was “Monsters and Mythical Creatures”, what would be the absolute sickest option to dress as? Asking for a friend.
Medusa. The real one, not the lame diamond-obsessed lady from the Isle. Being able to turn idiots to stone just by looking at them with eyeballs hanging from your hair? Sounds like the dream.
TEXT ✘ WYNZIE
Kenzie: I swear some of these AKs have perfectly punchable faces and I'm the one to do it.
Wynn: Wear a mask and make sure someone films it. I want to see it but I don't want it getting traced back to you; it would be lame if they booted you.
TEXT ✉ WYNNCAS
Lucas: Yessss, that's what I like to hear! Love that for me, truly. Throw in some booze and this should literally be a piece of cake for me then. If I hang around the Fireplace that day, you should ditch the dishes and come hang out. No promises I won't hit on you, but I'm game to wingman you if my not-ugly mug doesn't do it for you.
Wynn: [read]
text 💬 bello
Dolce: Lmao, I don't think you could anyways. But lol, it sounds like you definitely don't have a lot of job experience. Bosses are DUMB, if you're good at your job they typically just give you more work and then expect you to do it for the same amount of money then act shocked when you leave for the first thing with better pay. If you want a promotion, you've got to like ask for it and advocate for it or you'll literally get ignored forever.
Dolce: Well, arson is illegal and I don't think they offer any "light shit on fire" experiences that are also safe yet.
Wynn: [read]
text 💬 wynnar
Gunnar: If you manage to make my profile sound better than "his rich uncles bought him this to make sure he wasn't a menace to society", I'll double your pay, seriously. Are you going to do a profile on you? Maybe that'd be a place to start, idk.
Gunnar: Yeah, thank fuck -- rose petals burning up to a crisp isn't as exciting as other stuff can be. What's the thing in March? There's a holiday about being green, isn't there? I'm not even sure what pyromaniac means but it makes me sound like I'm a maniac when I'm probably more sane than most other people around here.
Wynn: [read]
text 💬 autynn
Autumn: Nope, if there was a fourth of us, we'd always have felt like something was missing even if nobody told us, I'm sure of it! It's a sibling thing, so it's okay if you don't understand! "Family" isn't a game that I need to try to win, so I like saving that winner energy for other things.
Autumn: Agree to disagree I guess! Or we could ask an academic person, an obsessee, and a DnD player what they self-identify as!
Wynn: [read]
your coworkers and boss
I can survive them, one shift at a time... although I’m not sure I can survive you guys asking me about them one more time. Auradon and its obsession with capitalism, jeez.
Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"
how do you feel about the way gunnar runs the fire place?
He’s a little more hands off than I’d expect a boss to be, but I guess it works for him... for now. @gunnarwestergaard
Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"
what makes an eligible bachelor in auradon
For starters, not being born and raised in Auradon is a plus for me. I actually think the Bachelor should be less fancy clothes and stupidly extravagant dates and more Survivor. Like, why would you want to marry someone before you know they have what it takes to make it in the real world? Bring on the survival skill challenges.
Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"
your workplace and the people in it
Thanks for the money and I only hate some of you?
Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"