#text:cj

[gastonthethird]

text 💬 calston

Gaston: We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition?

Gaston: It's not nerd shit if it's got WAR in the title, I don't make the rules.

[caincarterx]

📱cain & cj

cain: where are you? i need back up {he's sitting at a table with his mother, sister & leyla}

cain: this was an ambush. at what point are our mothers gonna be too old to pull stunts like this?

cain: let me bum a smoke, i'll share my flask

[hookedonharriet]

text 💬 hook sisters

Harriet: If an AK asked to join my crew, should I assume they're being treacherous, or actually give them an opportunity to prove themselves?

[izzyslade]

text 💬 izj 🎈

Izzy: I just fit a whole hot dog in my mouth without gagging 🎉

[marykatehood]

TEXT | 🏴‍☠️ CJ x MK 🏹

CJ: GO SLURP BACK SKUNK JUNK, YOU SNOT!

MK: WOW, SOME THANKS I GET FOR ENCOURAGING YOUR WORLD DOMINATION!!!

[mfaery]

TEXT 🌊 MALJ

Mal: Ugh, fine. Bed CJ, wed Harriet, behead Harry.

Mal: Jay, if you're going to make me play this stupid game again, can't you give better options than THE HOOKS next time?

[novafitzherbert]

TEXT || CONA

CJ: Why doesn’t this Westerly thingy have a sword-fighting tournament? It’d be AMAZING to get to show off my skills as a fighter and a teacher 😉

Nova: I don't know, you should suggest it! They've ignored me everytime I've asked for them to have a frying-pan oriented game. I'm just going to do canoeing this year instead.

[betsylabouff]

[text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? (CJ)

[text] Why, tastefully offer you advice on the best outfit to accentuate them the next time I see you, of course.[text] They deserve to look as good as can be, God gave them to us for a reason.

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT! MEME