know that means i'll have to leave

harriet hook oldest child of captain hook. older sister of harry and cj. isle of the lost, born and raised. pirate. captain. asu graduate '20.

[lizzieforbes]

[hookedonharriet]

text 💬 harthony

Harriet: I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

Harriet: I'm unsure whether to be flattered or to threaten to cut their hand off, truly.

[hookedonharriet]

text 💬 hook sisters

Harriet: 75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.

Harriet: Why, what sort of things do you buy to hide in the captain's quarters on your ship?

[hookedonharriet]

text 💬 tobiet

Harriet: You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[hookedonharriet]

text 💬 ginniet

Harriet: I told you I’d ride your broomstick if you let me call you Harry Potter and you drew a lightning bolt on your forehead.

Harriet: No one was supposed to even realize I read something as whimsical as Harry Potter.

[hookedonharriet]

how do you feel about your future in laws? (uma + zevon)

While I think you’ve selected excellent life partners for CJ and Harry... I hardly think either of the couplings in question should get married. Society assumes the woman should take the man’s name, and why on Earth would these captains want to give up their legacies to take on their first mate’s instead? That, and @hookedoncj and @zevonchanca in particular are such free spirits... they could spend their lives together outside the legal binds of marriage.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[hookedonharriet]

life on land

It’s not as though pirates are never on land, you know. There’s much to see and much to do before they depart and sail for somewhere different. I’m quite fond of Auradon City, really... even if I’d prefer to be stagnant in it less often.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[hookedonharriet]

your siblings

Was I meant to say more than I already have? I suppose one could say I... love them? Is that sufficient information?

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[hookedonharriet]

your brother and sister

@hookedoncj is a force to be reckoned with. While her methods are a bit more chaotic than I would prefer, I admire the niche she’s carved out for herself, the fear and loyalty she inspires in others, and the path she’s on as a whole. She’s also, though I have never told her as much, perhaps my closest confidant.

Harry’s reputation precedes him, but really, I think that people should stop looking down on him simply because he’s a first mate in a family full of captain’s. There’s an honor in the position, a nobleness in being that devoted to a person and a cause -- and he does all the work with very little glory, comparatively. Harry’s admirable in his own right and I do wish more people acknowledged that. 

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[hookedonharriet]

TEXT 🃏 HARRIMY

Squirmy: Did I tell you that one of my teachers confiscated a deck of cards from me? I was just flipping through them and class wasn't officially in session yet. Do you think it was because they thought my close-up magic set of cards was like... real magic? Or were they just being strict? Because either way I want my cards back!

Harriet: I'd have to know more about your teacher to guess at whether they feared you or were just annoyed by you. If the cards don't have sentimental value to you, though, I'd just buy another pack from the store. Or steal them, even; the cost is so negligible that no one would bother to miss the profit from them.

[hookedonharriet]

TEXT 👃 HOOK GIRLS

CJ: RIGHT?! Maybe some museums have that as an option but I'd have to go through a museum to find that first and BOOOOOORING.

CJ: Maybe it's just because I'm your sister but you're not intimidating at ALL to me! Sometimes I almost see what people see when they look at you and then you say something like you like LAVENDER! What next, are you going gluten-free?

Harriet: Museums house priceless artifacts that you could only dream would fall into your hands someday. Hardly the most boring place you could be.

Harriet: I've never felt a need to intimidate you. Not that I think I could; we operate very differently. But I assure you it does work on some people. And no, don't be ridiculous. Auradon has too many decadent foods to enjoy; what purpose is there in depriving myself?

[auradonstate-events]

[hookedonharriet]

auradonstate-events​:

Basket Number 12

♥ French Rose Pink Clay Bath Salt (16 oz)

♥ 1 Rose Goat Milk Soap

♥ Sea-Harvested Sea sponge

♥ Lavender Rose Soy Candle (Burn for 15 hours!)

♥ Organic Flower Power Tea

♥ Love Rose Balm

♥ Beets & Apples Handmade Dark Chocolate

Basket Number 12, made by @portiaratigan​, was bought by @hookedonharriet​ !!

[hookedonharriet]

text 😉 hark

Mark: Maybe CJ, but it seems like Harry knows he doesn't get to call his own shots when it comes to hooking people from end to end.

Mark: Yeah, I don't really think I'm the kind of person people expect to sidle up to them and say "Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world" either so it should be fun to fuck with them.

Harriet: You'd be amazed at what crew members might do to defend their captains honor when she's not watching. Harry I suppose would at least do it for a purpose; Calista Jane, I believe, would simply find it fun.

Harriet: How absurd. It's a shame that the children who have the aliens are so young; that seems like an ideal line to use on them.

[hookedonharriet]

TEXT ⛵ SQUARRIET

Squeaky: It must be nice having all that time away from technology and everything! I mean, it's pretty much my whole thing so I don't know how I'd be without a computer for so long.

Squeaky: Have you seen any notable places yet? Things on land have been great here! I actually went to a party and there are some other event things here Auradon is doing and that's really too. There's this girl I like and well going about that was super confusing but things are hopefully getting better.

Harriet: Interesting. You'd say it must be peaceful at the same time that you say you yourself couldn't handle it. Do you think that indicates an addiction to technology on your part?

Harriet: I've gone up and down the East coast; it was a bit of a pointed choice, to make sure Neverland was one of the first areas I saw. A girl? I'm not sure I'm much use in the romance department, but as a girl myself, I could attempt to help you, if you ever need any advice.

[hookedonharriet]

TEXT 👃 HOOK GIRLS

CJ: Our teeth? Probably not. Cobra fangs probably smell like VENOM though which 🥰 sounds DEEEEEELIGHTFUL!

CJ: Well, DUH, but lavender is a scent for babies! Why would you want to promote calmness instead of awe and fear?

Harriet: I wonder if there's a way for you to smell like venom without having to risk exposing yourself to the effects of the venom. It seems like you'd enjoy that.

Harriet: I think of it more for old ladies than for babies, but point taken. However, the calmer I am, the more fear I can instill in others. Your intimidation tactics may be showier, but it doesn't mean mine don't also work.

[hookedonharriet]

TEXT 💡 UMARRIET

Uma: It's just something to do for the youngins. Plus you gotta peak their interest so they can grow up ready to be a pirate when they're old enough.

Harriet: Ah, so there's an age limit implied, then. That makes a bit more sense; the youth can be threats if they choose, but they don't usually have an allegiance yet. Allegiances are what makes them lash out more than just simply having an ability and wanting to use it.

Harriet: And it's piqued, by the way.

[hookedonharriet]

text 😉 hark

Mark: Do you Hooks ever actually gut people or do you just threaten it a lot?

Mark: And one first mate, barely a pirate in comparison but still... And I'm right there with you, whiskey is the best hard liqueur out there. If you ever want to do a few shots and spitball bad pick up line ideas, I'm around.

Harriet: I've only had to once; well-placed threats are often sufficient. I'm sure my father has gutted more people than strictly necessary, and I wouldn't put the same past my siblings, either.

Harriet: I'd enjoy that. I'm already enjoying the prospect of using said pickup lines on people - not with any intent to follow through, but because seeing the shock in their eyes when I do something they deem out of my character sounds amusing.