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My advice to our newest sales associate: channel your inner dog- view every new human as a potential friend. It works. 

New girl: omg. best advice 

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I downloaded Dream Daddy today 

I am so happy rn guys

I laughed

I cried

and I fell 100% in love with Damien

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Weird thing I do:

Sometimes I say Babz instead of Babes, or Babe

Idk y

It sounds more friendly and less.....idk.....

I just enjoy it 

fite me 

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On a sad note: I wanted to cry a lot at work today 

mostly because i had the chance to meet many wonderful supportive parents of LGBT+ children. It warms my heart knowing these babies are being supported and loved. 

My heart also aches because I know my family will never do the same for me. My brother knows my sexuality and knows hubby and are are not monogamous. 

-sighs- at least i can be out and proud at work. 

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Man if this guy could take a hint and just talk to me rather than tell me about my looks and how much he “wants me” that’d be so great. 

Like seriously talk to me like a fucking person, don’t just constantly or talk about sexually charged shit. 

I feel bad because I met the guy in person once before and I know he’s really sweet.

He’s just really stupid about ho to actually handle women he likes, idk. It doesn’t help that i am not an easy person to deal with. I’m moody and stubborn. 

I don’t even mind talking about sex. I find the subject fascinating and enjoy a good well rounded conversation about fetishes and such, but not in like. the sexting way. 

In the “I would like to learn about you” kind of way, you know? Like I am not doing this to turn you on. It’s because having and open dialogue about sexual desires is a necessity in forming a bond of trust which is also a necessity to a healthy relationship. 

How is it that I understand this better then people older than me?

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You know what the saddest part of being an older adult in college is?

Listening to all these 18-20 something year olds tell me the only reason they’re going for x major is because their parents said so. 

Like, their parents literally forced them into something they didn’t want to do because they wanted them to get a ‘ real job’ or go into a ‘good field’ 

I talked to a girl yesterday who really wants to do graphic design. She has some great artistic skill. Yet, she was forced into a machining major because her parents pressured her into it. 

My heart really breaks for all of you. It really, really does. I’m so sorry to those of you pressured into doing something you don’t want to because art is so looked down upon in our society. 

Speaking as someone who has always been told “Art won’t make you any money”

please, do keep trying. Keep being creative. You got this, lovelies 

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I ordered my first dragon dong a few days ago and I just

I am so impatient. 

I want it NOW omg x.x -dies

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tbh the worst part about this time of year is nobody actually helps my stress levels 

instead they contribute and make my stresss worse 

This is exactly why I smoke like a chimney when I have smoke available Ya’ll just wanna stress me tf out