#textpaste

[dratiniest]

honestly the release of lemonade is the test of all relationships in 2016. only the strong survive ur girl's pointless rage

[dratiniest]

i need to buy punk clothing for the andrew jackson jihad concert tomorrow but id o not want to spend money in zumiez or whatever the struggle

[dratiniest]

can i get a holla from every blog with the description "hey my name is _____ and i like cute boys and dogs"

[dratiniest]

i need to buy a pipe

[dratiniest]

for whatever reason it's really flattering when my humans text me when they're turnt like aw you're fucking stupid and im still on your mind that's great

[dratiniest]

i said "i want to have fuck with you" and i think that shows off how good i am at seducing people perfectly

[dratiniest]

i literally want to set myself on fire

[dratiniest]

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