you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/
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KIROKAZE
cherry valley forever
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Stranger Things
The Bowery Presents

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Jules of Nature

roma★

Andulka
Misplaced Lens Cap
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

titsay

oozey mess

if i look back, i am lost
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/
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one of the tweets of all time to me
Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely
It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.
look… it’s not wrong
Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry
this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.
my ideal existence is not knowing about the oscars or the super bowl or any of that horseshit...I jerk off to clear running water and live off whatever wanders into my open mouth
you people are turning me into pjackk. can I have a win for the first time in my entire life
when i was a young woman on tumvlr ten years ago everybody liked american football, tigers jaw, ajj, and teen suicide. and we all had a little tin plate with a candle on it, and we needed to be careful not to let the candle go out because we needed it to read the posts. one time a mutual told me they were scared of their candle going out while their phone was charging at night. the dashboard didn't have the overhead fluorescent lights yet. and we had fan mail, and we liked that comic where the girl is a possum. and the stock market crash hadn't happened yet. i made a lot of money selling my tunblr stocks and i bought a boat. i would take the boat out to sea and lie down on the deck and go on tumbr and answer fan mail, but i had to use the candle to read the fan mail, because we didn't have lights yet. it was very dark back then, and one time i fell into the gap between two posts and twisted my ankle. and some people liked elvis depressedly, also, but i can't say that i was one of them.
well if the ai generated banana seal from the tumblr ad says i have to eat 40 pounds of carbs a day then i guess i have no choice
Sometimes I'll be looking at bullshit online that I know will just rile me up and I have to think of this image to get myself to stop
Any day now
people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody
"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?
thy mother
Art thou for fucking real
joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please
irs.
hear me out…
“Hear me out” and it’s the most conventionally attractive alien father figure you’ve ever seen
I mean? Yeah? Gantu is obviously conventionally attractive
Deep voice, big muscles, Tall
Like. What am i missing here?
honey he has a fish for a head
We don't know it's a fish
I love when a poster tries to convince people they know what they're talking about by presenting bare-minimum academic credentials and nothing else. It's giving nothing.
Least qualified poster?
Mid-30's, not using their art degree
Early 20's, partway through physics undergrad