#nonfunny

[idkimkindabored]

My mutiverse be like

Ink: ok error stop

Error: no I want to keep destroing!

Ink: ok you asked for it! *snaps arm*

Error: ink what the fuck is wrong with you snapped my arm!!!

Ink: ik you made me snap.

Error: no my arm is fucking broken!

Ink: oh that's fine.

Error: no it's not fine!

*Nightmare shows up*

Nightmare: yo what's up holy shit error is your arm ok!

Error: no this souless prick broke it!

Nightmare: oh shit imma head out. *warps away*

Error: no wait my poor arm I needed that for later *cry*

Ink: stop crying error. *warps away*

Error: my arm it's never gonna be the same again imma go cry!

*5 months later*

Ink: and that's the story of how error got his arm fucked

Inky/tinted/untill I come up with a better name: dad that's the most cursed story I heard in my life and I'm 7 years old

Ink: hush.

Error: I still hate you for that.

Ink:ik keep it like that.

[dratiniest]

i said "i want to have fuck with you" and i think that shows off how good i am at seducing people perfectly

[facetious-nonfiction-blog-blog]

When Satire falls Flat...ire.

I seriously loathe April Fools Day. It is a day when it is acceptable to exploit the gullibility of the populous, and then laugh at them for it. "HAHA DUDE! I totally got you when I told you I did your girlfriend while you were away in Iraq! It was just a joke man, chillax...It's April Fools."

So maybe it was just my already biased opinion of this parade for the emotionally retarded* that invoked the rage I felt after reading articles on celebrity site Jezebel. Yes, I understand it is a celebrity gossip site, so my standards were already set pretty low on the quality journalism scale. However, when I read this article: http://jezebel.com/#!5787981/my-plan-for-liberating-muslim-women I couldn't help but feel complete disgust. I understand its supposed to be satire, but the entire article is one giant ball of racism. As a Muslim revert who lives in America, I see too many instances of this crap. For REAL. Not satire, not because its April Fools day, because its true and stupid people eat this up for breakfast on a regular basis. So to see this article making light of so many things (the fact that some Muslim women are forced to wear the Burka, the fact that many Muslim women wear it out of their own choice but no one cares to hear it, the fact that the rights of these women are constantly shat on under the guise of liberation, the complete IGNORANCE of Islam and the fact that many of those who practice Islam aren't even Arab) it just sickens me. Why is this considered funny on any level? Here is an Article for ya: Simpson Fans Rejoice over Discovery of Three Eyed Fish off shore of Japan. Or would that joke be inappropriate? 

Where is the line? Maybe I am being overly sensitive, maybe being a Muslim myself triggered a response over the article. Maybe this article was just another reminder of how ass backwards this country can be sometimes. Or maybe I am just being a big fucking baby. Could be any number of things. April Fools Day sucks. 

*because seriously, who really participates in this day aside from idiots who think it is fun to upset other people and then have the audacity to be surprised when the offended is well...offended?