Feb 4, 2025
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When you steal your boyfriend’s hoodie and he requests photo evidence of your crime.
Wonderful artwork for Textpectations by @curlyheartart
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Marinette: Ugh, I’m so over winter
Marinette: My feet are icicles, my hands are useless, and my scarf supply can’t keep up with my mood. Even Tiki is hiding in a blanket fort!
Adrien: Sounds like someone’s got the winter blues 🥶
Adrien: Don’t worry, M’Lady—I’m here to make things snow much better
Marinette: Adrien, no
Adrien: Oh, come on. These puns are ice-breaking gold
Marinette: I refuse to engage
Adrien: You can’t just give me the cold shoulder, M
Adrien: That’s snow way to treat your favourite partner!
Marinette: You’re my only partner!
Adrien: Ha! Wait until I tell Rena that!
Marinette: 😑 I’m regretting ever texting you!!
Adrien: Does that mean I was the first choice? Admit it, things would be frostier without me
Marinette: I am not in the mood for your Chat-puns today 🥺
Adrien: Oh, snow, M’Lady. This is just the tip of the icepunberg!
Marinette: I’m begging you. Don’t!
Adrien: You need to chill out 😎
Marinette: I need to throw a snowball directly into your face!
Adrien: Hey, don’t give me the cold shoulder! I’m just trying to be ice to you
Marinette: I am two seconds away from screaming into the void
Adrien: Would that be a “cold snap” then?
Marinette: Adrien Agreste, I swear to the kwamis—
Adrien: Hey, don’t flurry up and get mad! I’m just trying to break the ice! 🧊
Marinette: You’re about to break something, and it’s not the ice!!
Adrien: Okay, okay, let me help. Imagine this: We build a snowman ☃️
Adrien: And name it “Adrinette Jr.”
Marinette: You’ve given it a dodgy ship name? Why? Just why?!
Adrien: It’s perfect. Then, because it’s Paris, an akuma attacks, and I heroically—
Marinette: “Heroically”??
Adrien: Fine, dramatically—
Marinette: —chaotically—
Adrien: —SINGLE-HANDEDLY save Adrinette Jr. from certain doom 😱
Marinette: Meanwhile, I’m saving actual people
Adrien: Yes, but I’m protecting the legacy. PRIORITIES!!
Marinette: The legacy of a snowman. You’re unbelievable!
Adrien: I’m snow-tastic. Admit it!
Marinette: You’re snow-bnoxious!
Adrien: Ooooh, now who’s punning?
Marinette: Don’t start with me, Chaton
Adrien: No, no, go on. I love seeing you snowball into chaos ❄️
Marinette: Fine. You think you’re clever? My puns will avalanche over yours
Adrien: Bold claim. Let’s see what you’ve got, Lady Ice Queen 👑
Marinette: You’re walking on thin ice, Kitty. And I’m this close to cracking it!
Adrien: Oh, please. You’d melt without me
Marinette: Melt? You’re about to freeze when I launch you into the Seine
Adrien: Aw, is that a snowball fight challenge? Because you’d LOSE!
Marinette: Bring it. I’ll bury you in snow so deep they’ll find you in spring!
Adrien: Wow. Frosty much?
Marinette: You started it, Chaton. You poke the Ladybug, you get the blizzard!🌨️
Adrien: Fine, but we both know I’d claw my way out of the snow in purr-fect fashion
Marinette: You’d slip on the ice, admit it
Adrien: …Okay, yeah. But I’d make it look cool
Marinette: You’d faceplant. Dramatically
Adrien: And you’d still be impressed
Marinette: You’re lucky you’re cute, you know that?
Adrien: Snow lucky, M
Adrien: Hang on a second…did you call me cute?
Marinette: That’s it. I’m buying a flamethrower 😳
Adrien: Okay, okay, no more puns. Truce 🤝
Marinette: Finally! My brain can breathe again!
Adrien: But… if your brain needs a full break, I’ve got a suggestion!
Marinette: Oh? Is this another one of your “brilliant” ideas?
Adrien: Absolutely! Come over and play video games with me 😃
Marinette: …What kind of video games?
Adrien: You know, just some light, chill games to unwind!
Marinette: “Light and chill”… so not games where you’re secretly amazing and planning to crush me?
Adrien: What? Me? Crush you? Never!
Adrien: I mean, it’s not my fault if I happen to be a little competitive!
Marinette: “A little”? Adrien, I saw you go full superhero reflex mode during a game of Mario Kart!
Adrien: I had to! You hit me with three red shells in a row. It was war, M!
Marinette: You fell off the map while yelling, “JUSTICE WILL BE MINE!”
Adrien: I stand by that. Justice was almost mine. Until you cheated!
Marinette: How is using the items the game gave me cheating??
Adrien: Details, details
Adrien: So, are you coming over or not?
Marinette: Fine! But only if we play something co-op first. No sabotaging me for fun!
Adrien: Deal. But don’t blame me if our teamwork gets… intense!
Marinette: Intense??
Adrien: You know, like when I “accidentally” push you into a pit during platformers 😇
Marinette: If you sabotage me, I will unplug your controller!
Adrien: So violent for someone so small!
Marinette: And yet, very effective!
Adrien: Fine, I promise to be nice
Adrien: Mostly 😼
Marinette: I’m bringing snacks. And Tikki. She’ll keep you in line!
Adrien: Great! Plagg’s already planning to trash talk her
Marinette: Oh no! This is going to be chaos
Adrien: Exactly! Perfect date night material
Marinette: Wait, what??
Adrien: What? Nothing! See you in ten, M’Lady!
THREE HOURS LATER
Marinette: Just got home. Thanks for tonight, Adrien 🩷
Adrien: Of course! Glad you had fun, even if you spent most of it yelling at me for “accidentally” dropping you into lava!
Marinette: Accidentally?? You literally said, “Oops, my thumb slipped,” while LAUGHING!
Adrien: It was an honest mistake!
Marinette: You tried to push me AGAIN five minutes later!
Adrien: Okay, but to be fair, you tried to knock me off the platform first
Marinette: You were in my way!
Adrien: So dramatic, M. But fine, I’ll admit—video game teamwork might not be our strong suit
Marinette: Speak for yourself! I carried us through the boss battle while you ran in circles screaming, “THIS IS FINE!”
Adrien: That’s called strategy. I was distracting the enemy!
Marinette: Plagg’s cackling at your “strategy” was louder than the game music!
Adrien: Yeah, well, Tikki giving you “encouraging tips” sounded suspiciously like threats!
Marinette: She takes teamwork very seriously
Adrien: Clearly. Anyway, did the snacks survive the trip home?
Marinette: Barely. I think I ate half the bag walking back. Gaming makes me hungry! 😋
Adrien: Gaming makes you adorable
Marinette: Stop that. I’m trying to be mad at you for lava sabotage!
Adrien: Impossible! I’m irresistible!
Marinette: Debatable
Adrien: You’re still smiling, aren’t you?
Marinette: …Maybe!
Adrien: See? Irresistible
Marinette: Fine, fine. You win!
Marinette: Honestly, though, thank you. I really needed a break. I don’t know what I’d do without you
Adrien: Probably beat more levels without me trying to “accidentally” kill you!
Marinette: At least you admit it!
Adrien: But seriously, you’re welcome. I’ll always be here
Adrien: Even if it’s just to throw you into virtual lava sometimes
Marinette: You’re lucky you’re cute, Adrien
Adrien: You called me cute again! 😻
Marinette: Don’t read into it too much
❄️✨ It’s SNOW DAY at Francis DuPont! ❄️✨
The school’s closed, the snow’s falling, and the boys and girls are splitting off for some frosty fun in their groups. ⛄️💃🏂
Ahh yes. The age-old story...