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shout out to aggressive and cranky for no reason dulquer salmaan gotta be one of my favourite genders

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me when kirk and spock do gender™: talented brilliant showstopping revolutionary simply SENSATIONAL

yes im watching city on the edge of forever again and kirk going out to work and coming home with the groceries is SENDING ME

spock at home being like "honey i need platinum for my radio" and kirk replying like "my darling i am working as hard as i can but we need to eat!! i cannot be buying you platinum!!!" I AM UNWELL

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the fact that RWRB came out the same week on only friends is so fuckin funny to me because people who only watch western media are really so desperate for queer content that ive seen people waxing poetic about so many (non) things meanwhile i'm out here SCREAMING at the top of my lungs because Mark Pakin violated privacy laws to put a sexy selfie onto a customer's phone and WON

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oh tumblr you're gonna love guillermo del toro's frankenstein

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Porshay: how to do I write a song?

Kim: oh writing a song? Word. It's easy! You need to get..... Your brothers social security number...... And give it....... To me.

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Mrs Hong: I'd like to take out several life insurance policies so my son is well settled when i pass away

The one hot banker™: Yep cool so I will need some documentation from you

Mrs Hong: ...........oops I forgot 💅 please speak to my single and very gay son

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Y'all thai BL OST is an official genre on Spotify now???????? How am I supposed to share my wrapped with anyone????

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so one of the main reasons i love living in japan is because i got to go to a GMMTV exhibit last weekend and?!?!!?

THEY HAD THE BASEBALL MOM SHIRT !!!!!