#texts.001

[klcusvonbulow]

[drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight (Camilla)

[text]: That is: assuming I think you’ve made a fool out of yourself. So far, you won’t hear me complain.

@camillaxjohansen

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[klcusvonbulow]

text] Let me help, please? (Cassie)

[text]: Don’t worry Cassie.

[text]: I got this covered. Besides, I’m the one supposed to be telling you that, ain’t I?

@cassandragalatass

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[klcusvonbulow]

[text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong (claire)

[text]: ...And I thought I was the brooding one of us.

[text]: But, you do have a point. It doesn’t seem like things ever really change. Not for us anyway.

@claireedarby

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[klcusvonbulow]

[drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH (val...YOUR DRUNK LIFE CHOICES OMG)

[text]: Wait... Instagram?

[text]: I don’t know which bitch you might have been following, but it sure wasn’t me. You won’t find me on social medias.

unsent: But you know you would have wanted to.

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[klcusvonbulow]

[drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like (From Gio)

[text]: I hope you’re off duty tomorrow. Cause if that doesn’t make you sick, it’s probably gonna be a hell of a hangover.

@giodmarco

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[klcusvonbulow]

[text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? (From Alexi)

[text]: I understand that in our limited acquaintanceship you had no way of knowing this but...

[text]: I’m not the kind of person who backs away from a dare!

[text]: No matter how stupid it sounds.

@alexicervantes

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