#texty things

[heartwithavacancy]

I fell back into MorMor Hell. God I missed this ship.

[silverpracticality]

the googles and bing are all incapable of doing captchas or those "select all images with road signs" things. they have to call someone over to help them out, but not before they fail to click the I Am Not A Robot button eight times. then it becomes a battle of pride vs need to access the internet until they give in and ask for help.

oh my god yes

the googles would be so bitter about it every single time, especially blue. he would just stand there off to the side, quietly seething as the person they asked clicks one (1) button for him. he bites out a ‘thank you’, but only because he’s got etiquette routines installed now (dark enjoys their sass, but not in front people that could help them advance their goals.) they’d probably ask dr. iplier most of the time, he’s the least likely to tell the other egos or make fun of them. or even better, they might design and program a robot to do it for them just to avoid the sheer embarrassment of it, they’re Extra like that

bing would be incredibly huffy about it, saying the whole time that he doesn’t need you to do it, despite the fact that he actually does and is actively asking you for help. weirdly, all the captchas he needs help with are extremely convoluted and need half a dozen tries to get right. it’s not like he’s getting through the simple captchas, it’s just that all the ones he runs into are absurd. they even tested it once with the googles and bing. they go to the same website with a captcha and all the googles get simple, standard captchas (check one (1) box or type in a couple numbers), but bing? his is like, figure out an unsolved mystery case from twenty years ago. how the fuck did you manage this bing, what sort of bullshit passive abilities do you even have

[silverpracticality]

you know that vine that's like "oh we have the chip reader now" and he pulls out an actual chip and "oh it's not going to work--" "transaction completed"?? that's anti with not understanding how technology should actually work and just Doing Things that shouldn't happen, and google is getting progressively angrier by the millisecond because HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT (this is the best headcanon i've ever encountered)

i love it so much yes

google getting so agitated by anti’s refusal to follow the laws of physics that he contacts schneep all like “please tell me you can explain how this glitchy bastard manages to do this shit”, followed by a 7 minute video of examples. schneep’s response is just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ because even though he’s been straight up possessed by anti he has no idea either. his best guess is “eet vorks because he vills it to vork”, which is not an explanation, but certainly seems to fall in line with all his evidence

google is torn between wanting to punch anti in the face and wanting to run a whole gamut of tests on him, if he didn’t know that anti’s mere presence around his equipment wouldn’t fuck up the results. mostly punch him in the face, though

god i love this headcanon

[silverpracticality]

#The clusterfuck... If your talking about the gross amount of pink in the picture then I couldn't agree more

‘#the clusterfuck’ is just my catch-all tag for youtuber egos! that way it’s easier for me to find it when i look back on my blog, and if one of my followers didn’t wanna see that stuff it would be easy for them to simply block the tag ^-^

but yeah that picture does have an obscene amount of pink. there is no such thing as too much pink for my bubblegum murder son