#tf crack

[loving-loner]

You know what would be hilarious? Let’s make starscream work retail, and not like a shrunk down or human version I want the 40 foot tall robot to have to be polite to all the Karen’s during the holiday season because ‘hurting people hurts the company image’. I would also like to specify that I am definitely imagining a Walmart as the store that has to deal with starscreams dramatics. His fellow coworkers love him and get him a huge tub of high quality wax as a gift. The autobots are confused and so is megatron.

[transformersrarepairprompts]

Galvatron and Nova Prime started off wanting to take over the world and kill all queer people but in the process of trying to do that, they ended up falling in love instead. Internalized homophobia final boss ngl

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[kshahrwarmamochi]

shockwave’s logic is stored in the boob actually. source: it came to me in a vision

Your sources are indeed correct when he was inspired to follow the path of logic he prayed to Bill Nye and the almighty lord of logic was so enamoured by his indefinite loyalty to logic that he blessed Shockwave with a logical second mind that would be stored in the first boob of Cybertron