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Transformer misunderstanding human biology and thinking humans have heat/rut cycles, so when their human buddy is acting crankier than usual they're like "oh, you must be frustrated because of your human mating urges" and then they just happen to bend over in front of the human and "accidentally" pop their panels like "oh noooo my valve is out in the open, all defenceless, I hope my little organic friend won't be overcome by a powerful urge to mount me... tee hee."
what vehicle does one give humanized Decepticons.
It’s so easy with Autobots. Bulkhead’s a big jeep. Ratchet’s got a nice practical truck cause not all of his alts are ambulances. Arcee and Elita are our biker girls and we love them for it. Bee and Jazz have their fancy European sports cars. Prowl unfortunately has a cop car. Optimus obviously has his truck.
Then you’ve got the damn Decepticons who are jets, tanks, helicopters, and GUNS. One of them is a FUCKING CASSETTE TAPE! HOW IS ONE SUPPOSED TO MAKE A HUMANIZED UNIVERSE IN THESE CONDITIONS?!
I get why people have started shipping TF1 Megatronus/Prima as a MegOp parallel, but I rarely see anyone bringing up the parallels between Optimus and Solus.
From TFWiki (emphasis is my own):
Megatronus confronted Solus Prime over Maximo's suit of armor, which had been completed long ago but had never been delivered to its intended recipient. Their disagreement eventually grew into a full-fledged fight after Megatronus killed her pet, which had secretly been recording Solus Prime's actions. In the chaos, Megatronus fired the Requiem Blaster without thinking, fatally wounding Solus Prime. Before Solus passed away, however, she professed her love for him. Solus's body returned to the core of Cybertron and Primus, and the passage it left behind became the Well of All Sparks.
Their quarrel isn't always over the same artefact, but across the various continuities (and the mess that is Aligned lore) she's almost always killed by Megatronus. They're in love in every lifetime, but it never saves them.
Sound familiar?
Cybertronians having a whole genre of erotica about getting ravished by scaaaary organics and sometimes it's what you'd expect, like tentacle monsters, but sometimes it's like "What if you got shrunk down and locked in a room full of humans and then they TOUCHED YOU ALL OVER with their fleshy hands!!!!" or "What if you got stuck in alt mode and a human GOT INTO YOU and bad-touched you from the inside!!!!"
Imagine some bot has never seen a human IRL and then they meet one for the first time and get turned on because they're like, ooooh, a human, just like the ones from my sexy stories! Or alternatively, maybe they're like, oh... you're not nearly as creepy and gross as I thought you'd be... how disappointing. :(
Anyway, the point is giant robots being afraid of or grossed out by humans and eroticizing those feelings, because I think it would be fun.
Transformers writing erotic fanfiction about the human characters from their favourite Earthling television programs. The tag they use for these works on the Cybertronian equivalent of tumblr is #vaginadildo.
Forever torn between "Transformers should have weird alien biology that is nothing like human biology because it's cool (and sexy)" and "Transformers should have boobs and be able to get pregnant because it's funny (and sexy)".
The trope where Transformers have "energon refineries" that basically work the same way as human breasts can have some interesting implications considering energon is their blood as well as their food. No wonder they keep those things tucked away under their plating; they're probably part of the circulatory system. And if they're soft like human breasts, they're probably made of a material that's more easily damaged than the metal that makes up most of the body.
But that means if a Cybertronian shows you their refineries, they must really trust you, right? Because you could hurt them. Badly. We're talking about body parts no one in their right mind would expose to someone they didn't trust, like the spark, or the really delicate internal wiring. They aren't just boobs, they're innards.
yk the clip/tabs that let you change which way the air vent is directed in cars by grabbing it (no idea if it has a proper name, sorry)? i want to tease some1 in altmode w those. dragging that shit back and forth, holding it close and putting the air on full blast
You mean like this?
Hell yeah!!!
