#boobformers

[robot-smut-repository]

Forever torn between "Transformers should have weird alien biology that is nothing like human biology because it's cool (and sexy)" and "Transformers should have boobs and be able to get pregnant because it's funny (and sexy)".

[deepwatersomnia]

By the end of this year everyone's had sparklings, I wonder how Prowl feels about his grandbabies and what would happen when he recognizes any of his features on them like eyes or chin

I mean obviously his sparklings would pass down his dna but seeing a special little feature they have because of you is still kinda cute

-wife anon

Prowl was so stressed out about having babies that he went feral, AWOL on another planet, committed a number of crimes he's not elaborating on, stopped talking to a lot of people, hospitalized, suicidally postpartum depressed, and had to stop doing drugs.

It took him years to accept that he was responsible for Tangent, kept trying to deny his attachment, and did it in half a fugue state that altered his body composition dramatically and didn't help with lingering frame dysphoria. Prowl's saliva tingles when you kiss him. He's still not used to being kissed.

His body refused to drop the features his kids put on him, and it made the twitchy warhawk.. twitchy. And horrifically hot, as if he wasn't already.

It was fascinating enough to notice his features on his own sparklings, watching their protoform settle after emergence and noting they had tiny little chevron.. if nothing else, he's kind of internally relieved to see his frame type continuing. Tangent just kept growing, though, and Deltashock nursed and nursed and nursed before she decided to develop anything more than a rough shape.

Out of his children, Deltashock looks the most like him, naturally. He and her sire share a frame type. She's strangely identical sometimes and inherited all that enforcer code and surprising emotional intensity under an air of detachment. Tangent is like.. a rough shape. Something built upon. Paler and expressive, outwardly clingy and seemingly cheerfully social. Prowl still doesn't know who his sire is. It's a running joke that he was just a magic baby, TF universe shenanigans.

I'd like to think he's become accustomed to wanting, maybe, when he has grandsparks. It's terrifying. He's still a cold construct, has a feeling in the back of his helm telling him that he'll break things, and was never designed to have a lineage like this. Is this something he can do?

..he's fussy. He's got a sharp processor and hazy experience stored. He compensates you for being first time creators. Prowl will try not to obsess, take over too much, but you'll stumble on your mother-in-law nursing one of your sparklings while the two of them have identical grumpy faces.

Even Springer has his optics, so I imagine it shows up in Tangent's babies or maybe pops up again in Deltashock's litter. Icy blue optics.. all too similar to mechs you know. She's got his nose, the arch of his brow and cheekbones. The curve of her doorwings is largely his, even if hers are a bit awkwardly oversized.

Tangent and his mystery genetics is gonna show up depending on you, really. They're all far too curious, probably, and you forget how strong Prowl is until he walks around wrangling them up and dumps a metric ton of baby on you. If he can get them to stop magnetizing to him. There's bluntness, a few traits he's not too proud of, but you're plenty proud of them, right? What does that say about him?

Kinda going through a crisis about if he was- is a good carrier while his sparklings actively seek out of his advice and attention and leave their kids with him perfectly content that they'll be safe. I mean, fair enough. He'd do worse than kill for them.

[dayacakrawala]

I'm not even a "protoform" believer in terms of what it means in fanon. So when I talk about boobs, I imagine, like, soft hemispheres/pouches surrounded by metal and wires. There's no squishy body under their armor. Just boobs. It's so absurd that at some point it becomes incredibly hot.

[robot-smut-repository]

The trope where Transformers have "energon refineries" that basically work the same way as human breasts can have some interesting implications considering energon is their blood as well as their food. No wonder they keep those things tucked away under their plating; they're probably part of the circulatory system. And if they're soft like human breasts, they're probably made of a material that's more easily damaged than the metal that makes up most of the body.

But that means if a Cybertronian shows you their refineries, they must really trust you, right? Because you could hurt them. Badly. We're talking about body parts no one in their right mind would expose to someone they didn't trust, like the spark, or the really delicate internal wiring. They aren't just boobs, they're innards.

[deepwatersomnia]

SG! Deepstrider getting extremely drunk or high but he misses 'us' so he starts to hallucinate 'us' coming back for him when in reality he's on the verge of passing out, that or he's humping his pillow like a jackhammer

Do cybertronians even have pillows? In my universe they do

Or

SG! Deepstrider + sex pollen + tentacle stuff + hallucinations

-wife anon

Ough,, those both sound good. Might steal half and toss it onto a notes document sometime. Cybertronians come in so many shapes I bet at least some of them have pillows. I headcanon Prowl having a few, or at least one Special Pillow (he'll kill you if you take it again, Smokescreen) to support his doorwings and massive tits. I believe robot deserve comfy,, plus, a fair handful have been influenced by Earth stuff, and they're very luxurious with some of their berth materials..

Anyways, SG! Deepstrider getting so fucked up that he thinks you're there, or even just daydreaming about you touching him, is hot.

I think he does, somewhere, have a little hidden stash of engex. He tops it up when he can, but he's got taste most of the time, so the majority of his stuff is old enough to have been properly refined. It makes him ration it out. Remember when he kidnapped took care of you? He's been holding onto that shit longer than some people's entire lives.

So he's really gotta be in the right mood to pull it out. He just.. gets all vulnerable and easy. He says harsher things before he knows what he's saying, and his spike struggles to get hard. You've probably barely seen him drunk before the war, and you were his longest relationship.

Deepstrider is a hoarder of a dubious kind. His supplies lack in certain areas, and are suspiciously well stocked in others. He has, like, three transformation cogs rolling around in a box somewhere. An entire carton of cygars he doesn't smoke. Baby bottles.

Since he practically only fucks around and gets drunk by himself, and he doesn't actually want to drink enough of his engex to get proper drunk, the mech does some really unsafe shit and pairs it with sedatives or something. Do you think his medic gives a frag? HA, he's not going to 'his' medic until his frame is grey!

Mostly, he just crashes. Not literally, as he does avoid driving under the influence, but his processor tries to figure out what the slag is wrong with him and stacks diagnostics doing it. The load can get heavy when they just.. loop. Optics resetting and memory defragging while way too conscious has some curious effects.

So if he's not listening to the radio and quietly sitting in a corner, he's probably crawled into berth. It's a bit of a mess, cushions and a tarp or two littering the surface, a pen that keeps sliding off the windowsill and ending up shoved into the spokes of one of his tires. His work station is unfortunately much of the same, personal projects scattered between actual reports.

Deepstrider in general is a mech that 100% humps pillows. SG! Deepstrider, engex upping his already alarming sensors and something undoubtedly restricted making him drowsy, is so sensitive. Rubbing his servos on one of his soft tarps is comfortable, he leans into his pillows like a cat and shoves his face into them while his shifting has him constantly touching something.

When snippets of your voice start slipping into his audials while his processor is trying to look for logs, his first reaction is fear. He's alone and so weak, it runs nausea up his fuel pump.

But.. mm. You aren't really raising your voice, are you? If he tilts his head right, maybe it's even a little soft. He's dry under his panel, but he gets a bit warmer. Thinking about you just goes wrong. He can't unmix the memories of your valve or firm lipplates from the phantom sensation of his leg- he has his leg, right?

The ghost of your claws graze over his armor, and he has his servos on his tits before he knows what he's doing. They fill his servos, sag to either side of his chest when he lies supline, and he quivers and whines when he pulls on the metal hoops in his nozzles.

It feels so, so good when his helm is numb to everything else like this. His vision might as well blur a few strides away from him, his hearing muddled and smell corrupted. There's nothing to taste until he sucks one of his servos into his mouth. Another, and he's trying to fuck his throat like you do. He's too big and clunky to get that far, intake spreading wetly and mindless drool connecting to them when he pulls then out.

Deepstrider just puts his now wet servos back on his tits and pants happily. Just pushing his pouches back and worth is making his piercings shift and oversensitizing the protoform until his panel is leaking. He flops his bent legs open to other side in an 'M' and snaps his panel, but it just reveals his soft spike poking out of its housing and puts an air current on his furiously warming valve that makes him nearly sob.

Frag, he wants you to touch him so bad, but his sensory network just keeps offering pain to layer over the overwhelming heat burning in his chassis. There's pleasure somewhere, right?

But he's just got the memory of blinking down at the knife through his hand. Running- trying to lose your lead and crawling away when he got knocked of off his pedes.

Deepstrider doesn't like remembering what happened to his leg. It was too neat to be a coincidence. You'd planned it. But at least he remembered your servos pressing into his plating, that calculating tone..

He's got delusional fantasies of you beating his array until it makes him shriek, and overloading inside of him, pumping all of your charge into his gestation tank. He's rubbing his thighs together and pulling on his piercings when he comes back to awareness.

It's his claws digging into his plating, but he's deluded into it being yours, each stripe of pain or bead of energon yours. His palms are dark, trembling, and pink.

When he flops over, he stains the berth with his wounds, but a little shuffling has his valve getting pressed into sweet, sweet release.

Maybe his helm cracks into the berth with a noise alarming and an expression so loose you couldn't mistake him for anything but high. There wasn't any need to raise his arms, to leverage up again..

With enough softness stuffed between his legs, all he haf to do was move his hips a little bit. Just a little bit, and he'd get all kinds of fun pleasure in return. All of the energy he hadn't been using goes into scraping paint of his knee edges and rocking his waist.

His node is screaming, buzzing, but it feels so so so so so so so so so good fuck fuck fuck- He's gonna overload and get his pillow all wet.

But surely that just makes it more fraggable, right?

[deepwatersomnia]

Merry Christmas!

You know what that means.....everyone's getting filled with eggs! Tangent? Eggpreged. Deltashock? Also eggpreged. Prowl? Filled to the brim. Deepstrider? You know it.

It's like stocking stuffers except the stockings are their valves and the stuffers are my eggs, mmmmm imagine being their alien captor and having them as concubines and/or consorts

-wife anon

Captor implies capturing which, honestly, probably means struggle. But if you don't have to tie him down and gag Prowl so he doesn't tear through you with his teeth, there's something going on. Whether it be numb routine, calculating and waiting and planning, or genuine pleasure.

I'm not much into permanent or even long-term processor adjustment or dumbification, particularly because I'm tired of those kinks being used to kinda defang Prowl or make him more palpable for some people. He's like,, the scheming type.. getting him fat and pregnant with your heirs makes him a little more docile sometimes and much more violent in other areas.

Gotta be a pretty virile being- or one with a real slim chance of hatching if you've got four Cybertronians egged. Though there's probably some level of difference between them. Deepstrider is pretty anxious, but he's a bigger mech and has more room. Tangent is kinda tough and squirmy. Deltashock is the smallest out of all of them, even if not by much.

'Filled to the brim.'. Prowl is already a mother. Maybe that's your excuse for stuffing him so excessively, but it actually just gets you hot, doesn't it? Watching that snappy bots stretch marks on his belly get spread wide until his protoforn is practically catching the light, feeling his fat, quivering valve milk you. You fed him up, right? That'll keep his pussy fat for pounding and his massive breasts aching.

He's bred up the most, left with his optics flickering and servos instinctively clinging to the most taunt places on his frame. He has to keep a bit active so that your huge clutch doesn't just keep him bedbound. You can't hide Prowl away, though. If you've given him any sort of influence or political power, he's gotta keep playing with it. You've got four mechs, surely you can just abuse his forge and leave his valve accessible for pregnant sex? He deserves it.

Deepstrider probably gets the second most, based on size hierarchy. You could deny him access to his array if you wanted, but he'd be more careful if he knew these ones might hatch. You choosing to frag him while that's a reality makes him anxious.

Deltashock gets a clutch big enough to make her claw the berth and tremble. She's kinda got not the largest valve, so she might've been doing that while you fragged her anyways, depending on your size. She's never been a carrier before. Your ovipositioner stuffing her valve kinda hits her with that while she's being pushed full until you decide she's swollen enough. Don't let a few eggs stop you from using her spike- the same probably applies to Deepstrider's monster.

Man.. that makes me think about Deepstrider inflating his mods inside of the rest of your 'concubines'. Tangent deliriously babbling about how much it hurts while he squirts all over it.. Deltashock trying to brace herself, maybe punished for trying to prepare for it by slobbering her intake on it, completely muffling her noises and straining her lipplates.

I obviously wanna impale Prowl on it. Make him think he can take it while he's blindfolded or something, and it starts being pushed inside of him. The full circumference is- a bit harder than he thought, maybe, but he has survived worse. His processor actively starts dripping out of his helm with every section that keeps going deeper inside of him, though. Should make him sit on it by himself or tie him up and lower him onto it. Just so he doesn't give up out of shame. You can tell when Prowl's valve is stuffed by the way he wiggles in discomfort, but it keeps pressing in anyways.

N then his whore valve finds a little more room for Deepstrider's spike inside of his pussy. He takes that shit to the base. Rub his node, and his overload is devastating. Deepstrider's painting the Praxian's insides pink, might have already. Prowl's shaking and crashing, clenching down so hard as his calipers try and fail to reset to their default size, his charge crackles through all their touching nodes.. it's just a repeating loop of him cumming and crashing, and it's turning Deepstrider into an incoherent mess.

Tangent plays at fancy, Deepstrider's probably the easiest to pamper, and Deltashock seems the most well behaved/acceptable. Seems. Prowl's playing advisor so much he'd be mistaken for someone else if he wasn't so obviously pregnant and you weren't so touchy.

It'd be a silly drama because the closest thing to a rivalry conflict is Deltashock and Tangent wanting to maul each other to death once in a while for some perceived slight or favoritism. I know it's about the kink, but lmaoooo. They'd actually be a pretty decent set of consorts.. by virtue of a lot of others being not. Not trying to kill each other, handsome, smart, vary in levels of touchy and affectionate. The cons are they may plot to kill you, anyone around you, generally dip if they aren't there 100% willingly, and would sabotage something if it led into a circumstance they want. Deepstrider's getting kinda press ganged into it, but he doesn't mind too much, sorry.

Mer holidays, eggs be upon ye.

[deepwatersomnia]

the starscream and prowl thing is INCREDIBLY FUNNY. Imagine being tangent’s long-term bf and he’s talking about how his mum is fucking the mayor.

okay also post-baby tangent who’s genuinely insane in the rink. he’s normally pretty aggressive but he’s so pent up it’s even worse. he’s also heavier now, stronger. he usually pumps before a game, but for whatever reason he doesn’t pump this time and leaks energon through his plating during a game.

- big anon

Tangent simultaneously doesn't want to talk about it and also needs to let you know all of his thoughts about it in excruciating detail. This is awful. This is fascinating. Prowl is willingly getting out of his hab and poking at local politics again, but at what cost? He used to be a political aide (unwillingly) a bit after his extensive detective and forensics career. He should've just gone back to dead bodies..

The obnoxious mayor technically knows who Tangent is through reputation and its disturbing. Starscream has implied Prowl is a bit of a whore considering his history with some key criminals.. Deltashock's dad is alive and had to ditch the livery a long time ago. Went into a bodyguards gig or something. His wish remains that she not get a cygar habit. Prowl's going to break a table so violently someone's gonna be so stunned they forget to ask him to pay to replace it.

I think he normally plays defensive better, type of guy to ominously hover near you if you look at the goalie wrong, but he just spent like an entire year out havin' a sparkling and getting back into some semblance of shape and this is his outlet, okay?

I think he initially got into it because it's like.. societal approved violence with a clear goal. Social bonding, too. He's meeting people, he's winning arbitrary points, and once it's over and he's got specks of energon staining his front, they can all line up and shake hands with no hard feelings about it. If you're like. Well adjusted, anyways.

Tangent probably just plays locally. If he played professionally, I could see some other player just gritting their denta every time they have to see his stupid fucking chevron or his Primusdamned doorwings blocking out the light and screwing up a pass. Hockey is what he does instead of stalking all of his family members' social media and catfishing their partners 'just in case.'

You know Tarantulas? Mesoluthas? That guy? Tangent has killer beef with him. It's not even mutual. Tarantulas is trying to do the 'yes my ex-husband's children he had without me are wonderful now will you take me back--' thing. Hm. My brain jumped through an elaborate set of circumstances but has concluded Rodimus probably has a Deltashock dickpic.

(Tarantulas->springer->Springer's relationships?->the wreckers->Springer and hot rod-> rodimus bare minimum association /pos-> delta e-slutting it up -> Deltashock's sent Roddy a dickpic before while knowing exactly who he is.) Is Hot Rod one of Springer's exes? Maybe, but they're friends. And fucking with (technically) her brothers exes friends is funny.

..why am I worldbuilding this. Anyways. I think Tangent's sparkling looks comically small next to him, so just hold up a mental image of armored up Praxian bot Tangent beaming with a lil buddy latched on to his bumper next to OH BOY MY RATIONED VIOLENCE TIME Tangent in full paint/gear. His team loves your Prinusdamned baby, okay. They're all grown mechs n femmes and largely so-so at small talk. Excited to see Tangent back, though, and to hear all about what you guys gave been up to. Cybertronians are incurable gossips.

They were kinda just waiting for their guy to step back in the same as always, but he's been so cooped up that's some mech is one bad day away from tasting the rink. He's getting aggressive at stuff he normally wouldn't, and he's really trying to tone it down. Tangent gradually improves in practice, but it's basically like he lost all of that patience and tolerance as soon as someone gets a bit too close into his space during a game, and kind of never decelerates. He's been missing for a while, so it's kind of disturbing for others to watch. He fills out his jersey even more, throws his doorwings up threateningly.

Stuck lactating as a natural consequence to, y’know, sparking, Tangent gets used to pumping at practice sessions and before games, and you're kinda stuck as his jockey. Lil cold, so I'm just picturing puffball baby.. and a bunch of sensor dampeners. Tangent is practically deaf when he walks into the rink so that he's not constantly overstimulated. He'd crash or be an entirely different kind of violent where the puck is the last thing he's considering.

He probably makes up a little go bag to just snatch before he leaves and get into the habit of it, making it routine to sit out and drain his pouches first thing, but.. uh. Might've taken his pump out of the bag to clean it some day or another and forgot to put it back in.. whoops. Tangent is tense, but pretty convinced the worst of the consequences is going to be some tightness in his bumper and aching. Takes a slam to the chest guard, and it knocks him out of balance significantly more than usual.

In his jersey, you're probably the only one with a decent guess of where the pink specs came from. Think it's a darker base color, so it hides it partially, but as he keeps moving and body blocking and the high is building, he's just become mindless to the feeling of his puffy nozzles swollen under his chest plates, hasn't spared an optic for whatever is going on with the tingling in his plating.

Eventually, Tangent probably gets signaled off the ice and because sure- some blood is fine, broken components might need a glance, but his bumper is dripping. It'd be ten times worse if he hucked off his plating to investigate, letting his swollen, drooping tits flop out and the liquids he's been ignoring soaked into his front.

Tangent is getting shuffled away one way or another, so maybe you should just suck on his milky tits in the lockers until he can find his pump again. </3

[deepwatersomnia]

Deepstrider deserves to have a vibrator taped to his node while I play with his tits, I'm thinking we should overstimulate this mech until he's physically unable to walk

-wife anon

That's so mean and you should do it. Whoever invented vibrators deserves a modern-day vibrator. They're giant alien robots. There's no way the sex toys aren't wildin'. If you have a background in a specific field, things just get wilder (fascinated). Y'know the wireplay ask n wondering if you could just make a bot keep overloading? I would put money on Ratchet okay.

Buddy I should Not think about kink related construction projects right now. A lot of it really just ties back into normal carpentry skills, people who know what they work with can advise pretty well on it even if used for a purpose they might not have experience with-

I'm thinking of how to install Cybertronian weight friendly hard points. Reasonably speaking, a good building should have them naturally, but if you were doing a renovation project or something--

But yes. Deepstrider. Sex toys. I'm gonna leave manufacturing alone!!

I think you could tuck one inside of his panel if you wanted to otherwise ignore his array. Just have a night in.. let it sit there and buzz on his node. Hold him? I shouldn't write these when I'm sleepy, but mm.

Make him a little spoon. Wrap your arms around him, nuzzle into his neck. Make sure he doesn't get the silly idea of touching his toy. Maybe you could slot a thigh between his legs and press it into his panel so you could feel it vibrate. Or lay on top of him, cover it up so he can't put his servos there without moving you.

And the weight of you sitting on his panel doesn't help, it's not direct contact, but his processor is anticipating what it would feel like, enjoying the weight of you on top of him anyways.

Uncovered, though, you really could sit on top of his valve. You can pretend to be as suave as a conjunx as you want to be, but you're pressing into the vibrator too. Your nodes are both buzzing, thoughts blissfully dripping out of your helms besides thinking about more.

You really love his breasts. Deepstrider practically can't even be shy about them anymore. You've had your servos over every inch of them, practically. Your glossa maybe over his entire chest, his valve, and a good portion of his stomach. Practically. He still is shy when you talk about it.

Surprised that you didn't put vibrators on his nozzles, too.~ Maybe cuff him. Just picture him like that, legs shaking and lipplates parting. If his servos were cuffed in his front, he'd probably try to cover up his valve, his arms would squish into his chest and puff up his boobs.

So you should cuff them behind his, so he can't hide his pretty pussy or his cute nozzles from you. You could just watch them buzz away as he shook and panted, maybe humped the air or the closest surface. It's so much. It's too much.

His chest is soft, his nozzles comparatively rock hard after the treatment they got and oversensitive. You pet one, and he whimpers. Keep him on the edge long enough, and I think you could make him cum if you tugged them. His node, his node, how is he supposed to describe how his node feels? Incredible, agony? He wants to overload, but he's pragmatic enough to fear it, too.

Deepstrider, humping the air so hard to fruitlessly get away from the stimulation. His tits bounce with his harsh jerking, and his hard nozzles are humiliatingly obvious landmarks where they wave in the air, sticking out of his chest.

Maybe you should let him earn a break somehow, as a treat. Your poor, poor conjunx..

Or you could sit on his chassis and hold him down so he doesn't have a choice but to sit there and take it headon.

If he doesn't buck you off of him. He'd feel terrible if you got hurt, so just.. consider the possibility. Deepstrider can make some rash decisions when he's overwhelmed.

Sucking and biting his tits while he's shaking.. the way you swirl your glossa around his nozzle shouldn't feel so good. Massaging them with your servos and making sure to tell him, out loud, exactly what you liked about his pouches.

Turning the vibrator up when you're playing with his chest, and turning it down when you aren't. If he wants to cum, all he has to do is ask you, very nicely, to suck on his nozzles.

Just don't let him cum any other way. When he tries to hump into something, rub his thighs together, turn it down so it just isn't enough. Carve it into his processor that he'll only overload if his tits are being played with. That he can only overload if his tits are played with.

And you love playing with them, so you're gonna make him keep overloading, okay? It hurts. He cries, begs you to stop, but there's a puddle on his slick so big you might slip in it and his entire posture deflates when you aren't touching him- venting harshly, curling into himself.

His nozzles are so dark and puffy and stiff. You've probably sucked bruises into his protoform. They're like tiny little nodes on his chest, you say sweetly.

Maybe if you fuck around with him enough, you could make him overload giving you a boobjob. I'm kind of obsessed with the idea now, ngl. You're such a little freak. Chat him up during the entire process.

Tell him how many times you've noticed him overload. Ask him questions he should be able to answer. Gradually, make them more simple as his words get more choked up. Take pauses that make him too hopeful it's ending.

He should overload at least once with you, like actively chewing on his breasts. It's painful- but the vibrator is turned so high, and you've tortured his nozzles so much that the discomfort is interrupted by more pleasure.

I'd he's able to walk, you should put vibrators on/back on his nozzles, make sure his node vibrator is nice and snug, and let him go into recharge like that.

As if he's going to sleep a wink, grinding into you and whimpering, groaning, cumming when he least expects it.