#tf2 gameplay

[tongryen]

i am Afraid Of Ubers

[lenny-link]

played tf2 religiously during my depression, all day everyday, still suck at it tho

[most-autistic-tf2-fan]

Please do not the spy

[lucifer-the-fetus-eater]

I was playing defense on Barnblitz first and I had my sentry at the top of those stairs in the point room... the spy managed to get himself stuck between me and my fucking sentry...

So I'm closing in with my southern hospitality I can feel the panic through the screen as he starts jumping to try and get over it... I couldn't even be mad you know I kind of just felt bad...

I didn't get a screenshot but here is a dramatic recreation I rendered in MS paint for you

like there was primal fear in this poor little guy...

Anyways I brutally beat him to death

[zemmadragon]

I feel the need to brag about something

I was playing TF2 yesterday. Payload, Odyssey, casual mode, attacking team.

I was playing Medic, because yes. We did pretty good, but weren't able to push past the second checkpoint.

When the round was over, someone on the defending team said in chat: "I feel like BLU had an invis Medic. I never saw a Medic, but whenever I fought someone, they were always overhealed." (Paraphrasing. I'm so mad I didn't get a screenshot of the message T–T)

My reaction was: "hehehehehehhehhehehehhehehehe. I'm super sneaky that way >:3"

And idk it was a rare high moment for me and I wanted to share (Also document it some where so I don't forget, myself)

[hello-smile]

Thanks for Alva teach me how to play tf2

And also the first time I use computer to play games

[thebestredscout]

BLU must be gettin desprit about gettin Gold Rush back cos they sent out a team fulla new guys on us yestaday. Was pretty nice takin out fresh blood, even if I did feel kinda bad for em. I mean, how can ya NOT know about flank points? There's a whole heapa them all round that place, and they just did nothin about it?

I was expectin to run into at least another Scout but nope - I even took out their Demo a couple times cos he didn't realise I was in the side passage and not out in the hollow where the resta the team was shootin from.

[anonomi]

Everytime I see sniperspy, it's usually opposite teams, which is lovely but I also believe in same team sniperspy, because of this match I had while playing Sniper on Thunder Mountain. I was using the bullshit countries away sightline by the BLU spawn on the first stage, the one on the rocks. I can't see shit but I feel like every sniper needs to use a bullshit spot at least once in their life so I'm sticking to it. Though I can't hit shit. Anyway I hear a spy decloak behind me and I turn, ready to throw hands.

But the only spy there is my team's, and he's busy running to the fight. I feel like he glances at me a bit, but he's gone before I can think about it.

I feel silly but I figure he's just testing his cloak, because I don't hallucinate decloaks, not yet anyway. A few minutes later, and there it is again. Someone decloaks behind me. This time I turn and there is my spy, but he's acting very suspicious. Has a mask on and everything. I run over to rip him up, and he starts dancing around, dodging me and feinting. We're jumping around for at least a minute before I run right into and through him.

It's my fucking spy. I've been juggling around for the past minute with my own spy.

He realizes the jig is up and he looks at me for a long moment, probably laughing at me behind his impassive face, before he's running off to fight again.

I go back to sniping, feeling horribly embarrassed. I move around and eventually get caught by a scout. After coming out of spawn, I go to stand on the rocks again to check things out. Can you guess what happens next?

I hear a decloak behind me and I'm sure this time this is the enemy spy. It has to be. No way my spy would still be screwing with me this deep into the match. I turn, and yep, there's a spy, wearing a mask and everything. Knife at the ready, I take a few steps forward.. before I just stop.

I stare at this spy. He stares at me. I look at him for a looong moment before I grab my rifle back and turn around. He comes up to my side and I tense, because shit maybe it is actually the enemy spy, but the stab he hits to my side bounces right off.

My team's spy looks at me, opens up VC and chuckles, before telling me in this smooth, soft little voice, "Sniper you should move up. You're not gonna hit anybody from here."

And he runs off again. Bastard.