#tf2 snippet

[okeymakeydude]

Snippet: Someone can't sleep [Sniper]

(Image not mine, from the TF2 comics)

"What the hell are you doing naked in the middle of the night and on base!?"

You tried not to scream, but it was hard when your own partner shows up out of nowhere and scares you right out of the bathroom. The moonlight let you see him but looked like a horror movie; a killer ready to surprise his victim, you took a breath, he hadn't said anything until now. He was just looking into your soul.

"G'day."

"Sniper, it's four am. What are--" You were surprised when he raised his arms to embrace you and planted a kiss on your forehead. "Wait! What if someone sees us?"

"Why hide it any longer?"

"It was you who wanted to."

You responded in the same way, somewhat unsure, you knew something was wrong, he prefers to show his love in privacy but not in a place where anyone can see you. With just a little sniffing, you found the culprit for his sudden behavior.

Alcohol.

"Are you drunk?"

"... Ye- No, i'm not."

Yes, yes he is. And that was not good, he drinks but he'd never get to that state. Unless something was bothering him. You took him by the hand and both started walking towards the van, got worried when you saw that he couldn't keep up and slowed down.

"Do you want to talk about it?" You asked in a soft voice, didn't want to look like you were attacking him, just wanted to help him. You looked him. "I haven't seen you like this unless --"

"No worries, roo. I'm- i'm fine." He sighed, seemed to avoid your gaze. Yet he drew you closer. "Can't sleep... It's cool."

"Well, being naked has its disadvantages!"

You couldn't help but laugh, not only at his comment but also at his tone of voice. He didn't seem to be aware that he had no clothes on, luckily you were already inside his camper and Sniper went to bed alone. You saw three bottles of beer on the table and grimaced, were going to say something but his condition wasn't for discussion now.

"Sleep with me..."

You didn't know if it was a question or an order, his voice was broken but still, couldn't refuse and nodded as you approached.

"Gimme some space then, Mumu." He listened to you and did it, however it was not enough and you were afraid to fall. The bed was high up. "I don't think this will..."

His arms interrupted you, giving you a big hug and with no intention of letting go. He drew a smile on his face as your noses collided, catching you off guard.

"And now?"

"Ye-Yeah."

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[okeymakeydude]

if you’re still doing writing requests, maybe how the mercenaries would confess their love to their s/o / ask them out?

Okey, i've decided to do snippets, i did like a mix; some mercs will confess their love and others ask them out. I just did a mess haha

I will refer S/O as they/them. Depend of y'all to consider it a male, female or no-binary aaaand i did S/O with differents personalities more or less, serious, provocative, childish... Etc

Hope you like it!!

Soldier.

Well, he's a man of words and he's gonna show it... But he's not really good at it.

"What a beautiful... present." His S/O smiled while they were holding it in their arms, looked at him. "I like it so much that i'm gonna put it down on the floor, yeah?"

"I love you."

"I love you too Solly."

"And i don't have any plans this weekend."

"Well, i do." They responded quickly, almost interrumping him, then their eyebrows raised. " Wait a sec, weren't you going to—"

His hands were placed at the sides of their face and he pulled them closer to his, touching their noses. The eyes of both were wide open and it looked like a war of looks.

"You. Me. Date. Weekend. Okay, sweetheart?"

"... A-alright, yeah sure, why not."

Suddenly, Soldier planted a small kiss on the tip of their nose and started walking towards the base. Leaving his S/O paralyzed and looking down, they could only articulate a few words.

"What the hell just happened?"

Engie.

Do you know that loves bad puns? I mean, the bad bad bad ones.

"I got your favorite, hon." Dell left the box on the table while he was sitting in front of his S/O. "Four-cheese."

"Oh yeaaaah, it's pizza time!"

They lifted the lid and smiled when they saw the food, were ready to take a piece but stopped suddenly, seemed to be reading something that was inside.

"Really, this is the worst word game I have ever..." Their own words drowned them, looked at the Texan, waiting for an explanation. "I—I'm, uh, heh... So—"

He took their hand to call their attention.

"I just want to make it official an' clear, y'know, no more doubts."

The sudden hug that his S/O gave him confirmed the last one he had, he didn't hesitate to respond in the same way and they both smiled at each other. Their love looked once more at the writing on the cover as they received a kiss on the cheek.

'Will you be my partner or is this too... cheesy?'

Scout

He feels a bit uncomfortable expressing himself by words, he prefers phisically but well, he's trying.

"You are single."

"Aha."

"I'm single..." He looked at them, seemed a little nervous but was determined to keep talking. "We could change that together, yeah! I mean—not in the friend way, in the... "

"I-want-to-fuck-you way?"

"Ye— No. No! I didn't mean that!"

"Oh... What a shame."

They both remained silent until his S/O began to laugh, that made Scout look away for a second, maybe they hadn't taken it seriously? The two of them were making a lot of jokes after all. However, he looked at them again when they stopped and saw them with a small smile, he couldn't help but do the same.

"All kidding aside, i'd like to take the next level with you... We can get a bucket of chicken."

Medic

Look, Medic doesn't know how to do it and doesn't even prepare it, he just gets carried away by the situation and see what happens.

"Cover up! You'll get the enemy's attention!"

"Schatzi, are you getting jealous?"

"I'm—No. I'm not jealous. I just don't wanna fucking die 'cause an idiot left his chest exposed." His S/O growled, they seemed upset and tried not to look at him. They started loading the gun. "And what does that word mean? You don't stop callin' me that... Scratch or whatever.

Suddenly they found their face against his bare chest, quickly tried to get away but his arms were stronger. He started stroking their head and took a sigh, pretending to be disappointed. Sad.

"Medic! Lemme— Whatcha—"

"Ow, i really vant to go on a date tonight... If only there were someone to ask me…"

That was enough to make his S/O stand still, looked at him and tried to hide their face. That made him smile.

"I think i know who is going to be that "someone" hoho."

Spy

He would be direct, maybe not at all, but he lets you know what he wants, yet he is often overconfident.

"I love flirting with you, but i'd have even more fun dating you."

"Flirting? 'teasing' suits you more, Spy." His S/O smiled at him before they took a drink of wine, their eyes focused on his and laughed. "Wouldn't that be a little risky?"

"I've thought about it and—"

"I don't just mean the fact that you're a spy." They interrumped him, the grin wasn't gone yet. " There's someone else waiting for you out there, remember? I don't think she'd like this."

"It seems I'm not the only one who likes to tease."

"Oh no, my dear, i just made you see a reality."

With that, Spy knew that they had won the game, one they both have been playing for a long time, and that had gone far. At least he wanted to be clear about everything.

"I'm still waiting for your answer."

Sniper

Yes, he is READY, he is PREPARED and he is SCARED at the same time! But no one is gonna stop him.

At first he had been rude to them, suspicious, mean and even, he showed them about jarates. Now, he is naked in front of them! They still smile at him and treat him with respect. What has he done to deserve someone like that?

"Mu, you okay? You have been—" They were silent for a moment, stood up and took his hands. " You are shaking. I think you should put something on, wait a min."

However, they were stopped when arms surrounded them and they both leaned their forehead against each other. Sniper closed his eyes and started whispering something, he was counting to three.

"Do ye want to go out with me?" He asked in a soft, almost hoarse voice, seeming unsure, but he didn't look away. "There are two opcions: Yes or yes?"

"Well, I have no choice haha!"

Sniper has never felt so happy.

Pyro.

They (Pyro) would prepare a sleepower in their room and a... surprise.

"Is that a heart? Sweet!" Their S/O watched Pyro painting their nails after doing the same thing with their arm, they were fine with that, it was fun. "Do you need more green?"

Pyro shook their head and without letting go S/O's arm, suddenly pulled out a small doughnut from nowhere and that made their crush raise an eyebrow. They used it like a ring.

"I never thought I'd get married so fast!" Joked their S/O, trying not to laugh or eat it. Decided to ask. "Does this make it a date then?"

The arsonist nodded repeatedly and then began to clap their hands, they two decided holding hands and looking at each other as if they had the same idea.

"mmpph phh!"

"Pillow fight!"

Demoman.

I think it's one of the calmest when it comes to asking someone out. He will be sincere and patiently waiting for the answer.

"No, no, no—wait, yo gotta hear the best part; the damn Spy's face! Like "Oh shit" and then, ouch! Time to fly!"

"He cannae stop a Demoknight chargin', mate!"

They both started laughing while their S/O was drinking some beer, Demo's right arm was around their shoulders and the other one had the bottle, he just stared at it.

"Bloody hell, ye don't knae how much ye make me laugh. I love yer company." He took out two tickets from his pocket and looked at them, he continued. "I'm gaunnae go party this friday, Would ye be interested in goin' with me?"

"And leave all the fun to you? I'm in!"

"Aye! Yaldi!"

Heavy.

He believes in truth and more when it comes to love, so he would be just as direct and say everything he feels.

"You make Heavy's life brighter, you don't make fun of me and you respect me. Thanks."

"You were the first one to talk to me when I came here, polite to me and you've even been helping me so far..." His S/O made a grin while they were resting in his arms, suddenly yawned. "I should be the grateful one."

"I love you."

Three in the morning is not a good time to talk about something like that, but Heavy needed to say it. He would have to try again, because they were asleep.

He couldn't help but caress their head.

"Я люблю́ тебя́ всем се́рдцем..."

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[okeymakeydude]

Headcanon: Ways to trust [Offense classes]

We all trust, a lot or a little, always do. We´re sociable and even the most antisocial person does the same, and our beloved mercenaries are no exception. Here, I´ll try to make some headcanons of the ways I think they´d do to show that they trust someone, at the end a snippet. 

Here's the link of the last ones:

Ways to trust [Support classes]

Ways to trust [Defense classes]

Today, offense classes: Scout, Soldier and Pyro.

Scout

Becomes more touchable. Like Demo, Scout is a person who expresses himself better physically than with words, if there's someone he gets along, he won't be able to avoid doing so. He'll put his arm around their shoulder, pat on the back, grab their arm, smile more, and he'd feel more open with that teammate. If he becomes too trusting, he might visit them from time to time, to give them a hug. As long as the other mercenaries aren't around.

"Ma! here's the friend I told you about!". His hometown, his home and his mother are very important to him. He counts the days to return to the place he was born, and if he bring someone as a guest it'd be unusual. Doing this is an important step to his confidence. Mainly, if him showing his room to them, is like confessing his whole life.

"Something wrong, Scout?". Like father, like son, he hides his insecurities under his smile and a cheerful attitude, however, he will break down if someone close to him asks him that question. What it felt like to him to be the youngest of eight siblings, to be like the black sheep, the absence of a father and how his mother worked so hard to raise them.

His bat. His mother gave it to him as a child, but it was too big for his age and he had to use another one. But until that moment, he kept it as if it were a treasure, it has his name engraved on it and that makes it more special. Not to mention that back then, money was very difficult to get.

Snippet:

"Scout, it's a family vacation."

"Ye— but look, yeah? Uh, Spy isn't part of the family too and he's comin' with us."

"Heh you're right."

His partner smiled nervously, often forgetting that he doesn't know that Spy is actually his father, keeping such a secret isn't that easy. They were both sitting on some rocks outside the base, practicing baseball throws.

"Y'know my ma' loves you— not that way, like a son. She wouldn't mind if you came." He put one arm around his friend's neck and smiled. "C'mon, i'll be bored without ya!"

"... okay." However, they raised an arm to show that it was not yet over. "But I'm not gonna help you screw over your mother and Spy. I know your intentions."

"What? Why would i do..."

"Deal?"

He took a moment, he knew this was serious, so he was silent until he nodded and took their arm.

"Deal."

Soldier.

Becomes calmer. Look, he keeps screaming but let's say, a lil less when that person is around. He'd even sit next to 'em for a moment and be in completely in silence. It'd be surprising to see that he can be without opening his mouth for a long time. He may not say so, but when he does that, it's because he likes his partner's company and helps him relax.

"Huhah! Every American has to have their own secret space!". It's a remote part of one of the war camps, many know about it but don't want to go in. Showing this to someone and not getting annoyed, is something very important to Soldier, it'd look weird but he'd invite them to bring some food and have a kind of "picnic". Don't panic if the only view is a few of decapitated heads.

'What's mine is yours too'. As we know, Soldier always claims what his stuff is and doesn't like to share it. However, he'd make an exception if it's a friend who gets along very well. May sound silly but him leaving you something, even if it's a bucket, that means a lot, he really trusts you. Just... keep calm if he wants to gift his ear necklace.

The helmet. He has many but there's one that's HIS, don't touch it unless want to see a angry Soldier. However, if that person does it and he doesn't get mad, uff lucky one. No one knows why, but it's something he appreciates and often uses when an event is coming up, such as a party, a meeting or the Fourth of July

Snippet.

"Who made you the burger? Engie?"

"No. I did."

"Wha—really!? I mean—"His friend tried to hide their surprise with a smile. They looked closely at the food. "Man, this is awesome, delicious! Uh, by the way, thanks for..."

"It's okay".

Soldier responded with a grin before taking another bite. Both had planned to go his secret place but they forgot to bring their food, luckily, he had brought two hamburgers and he didn't hesitate to give 'em one.

"Solly, how can you shoot with this? I can't see shit."

And his helmet too. He couldn't help but laugh at the way they said it and reached out his hand to take it away, the two of them looked into each other's eyes.

"Practice, son."

"Will you teach me?"

Well, why not?

Pyro.

Like Heavy, they(Pyro) would spend time with you. It's a person who lets know when they likes or dislikes someone and if they does that, great! That person is a good one. They'd rather be with someone they get along with like Engie or Scout than with others,as long as they doesn't light a match in his room/workshop again...

The hugs never stop! Pyro loves to express their affection in all possible ways, mainly cuddling or holding the hand, they is very touchable. At first they would get a little insecure as not everyone likes their physical expressions so much but with time everything will change. Since they can't be understood when he talks, thwy just wants to show how much they trusts someone.

Gifts. They loves givin' presents to their friends and more when they're in the middle of a battle, they'll bring a flower and give it to their partner with great happiness and say; "Look what I've taken for you!". It's actually the arm of an enemy Spy but nevermind. You'll have a bodyguard during the whole game who will give you random things, they just want to let 'em know that you're important!

Balloonicorn. It's very special to Pyro and you can see it right away. It is always on their arm and they rarely leaves it. They doesn't like others to approach it unless they are people Pyro trusts very much. If they doesn't get upset when that person is even touching their stuffed animal, that's an achievement.

Snippet.

"I can't accept it, Pyro, ya need it more—" the friend was interrupted when the stuffed animal hit their face. "Ouch! Why did you do that!?"

"Mmph pff"

"It was just a nightmare, no big deal!"

Pyro muttered something as they stood beside em, they had found their partner taking a nap but they seemed to be scared of something, luckily the mercenary came to the rescue and woke 'em up.

"It's okay bro, thanks for saving me anyways." They laughed as they lay back and closed their eyes, they turned his face towards the pyromaniac. "There's still time for the next match, wanna take a nap with me?"

No words were needed, a hug was enough to say yes, they both put their arms around each other and left the Ballonicorn as a guardian.

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Masterlist. |Writtings|

Sniper.

Sniper consoling you. [One-shot]

You convincing Sniper [One-shot]

Better late than never, right? [One-shot|reader]

Someone can't sleep [Snippet|reader]

Sniper and bugs [headcanon]

S/O calling accidentally Sniper with a cute nickname [Snippet]

Soulmate AU [Snippet|reader]

Sniper as a father of a girly girl[snippet]

Ice skating with S/O. [Snippet]

Road trip with S/O that uses sing language.[snippet]

Soldier

You. Me. My room. Now [one-shot| reader]

Take care [Snippet|reader|tribute to Rick May]

Someone can't sleep [Snippet|reader]

Reading with reader [Snippet]

Spy

Regrets and empathy [one-shot|reader]

[Headcanon] Spy n Sniper the hardest mercs to earn their trust.

Trust [Snippet|reader|tentaspy]

Spy and languages. [Headcanon]

Spy has the biggest softest eyes [headcanon]

A visit [Snippet|reader|

Scout

Scout comforting you [One-shot]

You helping Scout win Sniper's heart [One-shot]

[Headcanon] Scout flirting with his crush.

Rejection [Snippet| reader| spydad]

Ass [Snippet|reader]

Medic

Hiding a wound from Medic [One-shot|reader]

You hide a wound [Snippet|Reader]

Hope [Snippet|reader]

Engineer

Guitar lessons [One-shot|reader]

Engie taking care of a baby [HCs]

He has "two faces" [Headcanon]

Demoman

How to fly [Snippet|reader]

Demoman and cuddles [Headcanon]

Demo's and Sniper's reaction S/O coming out as non-binary. [Headcanon]

Demo helping friend!reader after finding out they have huge crush on Sniper. [Snippet]

Silent kisses [Snippet| reader]

Pyro

Someone can't sleep [Snippet|reader]

Skittles are like drugs [Headcanon]

Trying his best to cheerp up S/O [snippet]

Tf2 Ships.

Secrets are not allowed [one-shot|Support Sandwich]

Creep [Snippet|Sniperspy]

I may have accidentally adopted three cats...[Snippet| Freedom fries]

Headcanons. [General]

How the mercs kiss their S/O.

Ways to trust [Support classes]

Ways to trust [Defense classes]

Ways to trust [Ofense classes]

Mercs' reaction having a S/O shorter than them.

Who miss the most and the least home.

Spending evening/ cuddles with S/O

Reactions to a new deaf member.

With a overweight S/O

Snippets [General]

Mercs confessing their love/asking their SO out.

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Silent kisses. [Demoman| Snippet]

A friend asked me for a snippet about Demo making/attempting the first move with S/O. Idea from this 👉 blog.👈

S/O as they/them.

From the first time they met, they knew they were going to have a great friendship, a very unusual one and it was true. They were very affectionate and touchable, there were a lot of hugs and quick kisses on the cheek and no one was embarrassed about it, but there was a moment, a second where he looked at them and wondered.

'What are the real feelings between us?'

Right now they were both sitting on the couch, watching a movie that he didn't care about at all but he wasn't going to miss this opportunity. Not having S/O sit between his legs. He stopped drinking when something popped in his mind.

There was a only way to know.

"Did you hear that? Ha! I can't believe it! Seriously he said — Demo?"

His hands were on their waist and he moved closer to him. Then they felt a chill run through the body.

"What— what was that?"

"A kiss."

However, this one was different, they didn't know how to describe it, but a feeling made S/O close their eyes for a second. They touched his hands while the delicate and soft kisses continued to appear around the neck to the shoulder.

They weren't nervous but his question alarmed em.

"Dae ya want me to stop?"

They could stop all this with one answer.

"No— just, please."

But they both couldn't hide it anymore.

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I hope you like it! If there's something let me know!

I use "they/them" to refer S/O.

"Mun-bun, could you get me some water? I don't like this soda."

Sniper nodded without realizing what they had just said while he was going into the kitchen. His partner kept eating until they looked up at their co-workers, who seemed to be smiling about something and didn't take long to find out why.

"... I called him 'mum-bun', didn't i?"

"I told you guys! They're toge—ouch!" Scout looked at Spy with anger. "Why did you hit me!?"

"Wait, how long did you all know it?"

Their friends looked at each other to see who would speak first, they were calm, as if they were talking about something common. It seemed that they were ready for this moment. Strange but something appreciated, they(S/O) didn't have to be ashamed to talk about it.

"There's russian saying 'can't hide bradawl in bag'."

"vhat my dear friend means that it was very obvious!" Medic seemed happy to explain as he cast a glance at Pyro who was clapping. "The way you look at each other, the way you two talk— oh please!"

"Darlin', y'all look like two birds in springtime."

The silence came when Sniper entered again and stood in front of everyone.

"Did—Did i miss something?"

His S/O began to laugh and the rest of the team followed, leaving a bushman and a soldier who hadn't looked away from his food, puzzled. That wasn't the last time they called him by his nickname in front of their teammates.

"Mun-bun, they know it!"

"What!?"

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Could we please have a snippet of sniper and s/o going ice skating? S/o is pretty wobbly on the ice but they're still having fun with it, even when they slip and eat snow(why yes this is blatantly from that hella cute list! Also your writing is good, you are cool and i hope your day is fantastic. Peace✌🏻)

Inspired by this 👉list👈.

He moved their head in search of some sign of a wound, then the neck and then their arms. Everything seemed to be fine but the fright hadn't left his body yet. Their laughter wasn't helping to calm him down either.

"Stop! You're tickling me!" S/O tried to push him away but they couldn't. They was between him and the snow. " I can— i can't breathe!"

"Do ya have any pain?"

"I'm okay, Mick. Just— uh, woozy."

"You bloody—"

He breathed a sigh of relief as he ran his hand over his face. He almost had a heart attack when he saw them fall on his face, they could have broken his neck! He was grateful that the snow cushioned their fall. He couldn't help but embrace them.

"Don't ye dare do that again."

"Oh c'mon! I'm fine, see?" They moved their arms around his neck, smiled. "Besides, it was your fault. You didn't show me how to stop, bad teacher."

Now he couldn't help but smile at their tone of voice. That got him to relax. Despite the hit, they still had a funny positive attitude, something he liked about them and couldn't hide.

He helped them get back on their feet.

"Then I think it's time I showed ya how to do it."

-> Thanks so much! That compliment will help me to do more writtings and then learn more about English haha you're a kind person, have a good time!

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Would it be possible for a snippet of pyro trying his best to cheer up s/o that has been having a terrible week? Thank you.

Pyro was trying so hard to get a smile.

Their smile. S/O's smile, nothing more. Just that.

Pyro would wipe tears from their face with his thumb once more, he would do it again and again to get what he wanted, however, he only gets hiccups and a difficult breathing, because their love was sobbing.

"It's okay to cry."

But seeing them like that hurt his soul.

"Let's burn something... — sleepover! You love sleepower, yeah? We can paint our nails, eat all the candy we want, talk!" He started massaging one of their arms to try to calm em down. "I have many nail polish, I can give you all of them!"

"And could you give me a hug?"

They didn't have to ask. Immediately he put his arms around them and let them hide their head on his shoulder, their body, though still tense, had relaxed a little, no longer choking on their own tears. He didn't mind being like this even for hours.

Then he got it.

When the hug broke and his S/O looked at him, they grinned from ear to ear. Without knowing the happiness that ran through his body and how beautiful they were with that. He couldn't help doing the same, face-to-face, everything he saw in them and therefore he loves them.

"You're the strongest, most independent person I've ever seen, did you know that?"

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