My favorite thing about Ratchet is the fact that synth-en didn't MAKE him a gremlin. It just unleashed the gremlin that was already inside (exhibit A, the entire episode Masters & Students).
"ThEn wAtCh a MaStEr.....AaAAT WoRk!"
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My favorite thing about Ratchet is the fact that synth-en didn't MAKE him a gremlin. It just unleashed the gremlin that was already inside (exhibit A, the entire episode Masters & Students).
"ThEn wAtCh a MaStEr.....AaAAT WoRk!"
Wouldn't it be funny if synthetic energon did ABSOLUTLEY nothing?
And the crazy shit Ratchet did in "Stronger Faster" was 100% the placebo effect?
I mean, we know that isn't true, because we literally SEE Ratchet's vital stats change, plus he passes out, and his eyes turn green, but wouldn't it be funny, though?
Imagine: It's completely harmless, basically just green water, and Ratchet's like "wow this is the good shit" and goes on a rampage because he thinks it's magical energon steroids cocaine.
I once again am here to talk about Synth-En and Matrix fueled Fuckimus Prime.
FUCKIMUS PRIME i love that
i'm just gonna splooge some words/hcs and hope they land
- The combination of synth-en and the matrix would have him on edge and hyper-anxious, you might find him glued to the computer screen scanning for potential threats to you or the team. Whether he's looking for a fight or not is a different story.
- He'd constantly seek you out or just keeps you close by to him in general, not letting you out of sight for even a moment. You need to be dropped off somewhere? He's already in his alt mode with his engines revving. Make sure to wear your seatbelt though, because he's less cautious about the speedlimit.
Onto the fuckimus prime part
- His spike would constantly be at the ready, even when he doesn't want it to be, might even be borderline painful until he gets to fuck his little human.
- Constant dirty thoughts. Seriously. He can hardly talk to you without the thought of bending you over his desk and fucking you senseless. The sensible part of him feels ashamed, but fuck, all he wants is to bury himself deep inside you.
- He's rough and throws you around, positioning you however he pleases. As always mating press is 🔛🔝. Loves staring into your eyes and burying his helm into your neck to smell you, it gets him higher than a kite.
- The stamina of a God. He will wear you out until you're limp, and if he's not satisfied by then, he'd just flop beside your cum-drenched form and self service himself to you.
How do you think syth energon Optimus would act like? Besides being a horny mess i want to get a bigger picture for something I may or may not be planning in the future~
ouughh okay uhhh lets see
Since Synth-en exaggerates and heightens thoughts, feelings, actions etc, I think he may act differently to Ratchet. Not as verbally aggressive, but more physically.
Since Ratchet already had such "temper" issues (sorry my love), that side of him became almost uncontrollable.
So what about Optimus? He's definitley not as temperamental and tends to be more on the quiet side, so to speak. But if needed, he can still kick ass and take names. So maybe a mix of a lessened sense of judgment and more of "I will actually fucking kill Megatron this time and no one is gonna stop me". But he'd say it with his actions more than thoughts.
My brain is fucked im so sorry if this makes zero sense at all, but i might come back to this and re-arrange the word vomit into something more understandable
I turned my fish lamp on its "green" setting so it looks like a container of Synth-En LOL
Anon knows what they're talking about, cause that man has got it purring rn. I thank whoever wrote the synth-en episode may they have nothing but blessings and receive wonderful head🙏
LITERALLY and they knew what they were doing to, they had to when they wrote him hitting on fucking Arcee
fairly certain it was inspired by Jeffrey Combs' role in Reanimator and wanted to give a lil reference to it, to which I say, fucking god bless
The SynthEn Optimus asks have me screaming, my lord. Those would be the most nasty sex sessions reader would have, like, you enter into that room and it's warm and moisty and it smells of hot metal and overworked engine, absolutely NASTY!
OP ends up absolutely destroying pussy (in the good way) He isn't holding back like he usually doed, he's filling you to the brim and he will not stop stuffing your oversensitive walls until you store the 12th heavy load inside your small insides because the matrix said so (and he also wanted too.)
And the "Property of Optimus Prime" had me howling, but instead of text I thought about an Autobot womb tattoo, Cybertronians read it like a qr code and see who they belong too, I don't know, it would be so hot.
Also, Optimus coming down from his SynthEn high and seeing that his human has been claimed and also very possibly sparked by him and he kinda doesn't remember how much he pounded you into his berth (leaving to you weak and trembling) and now he has to bear with you almost begging for a fragging session and being a little too excited for his spike while he's hanging out with you 🤤 it's making me drool.
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fuuuuuck this is so tasty… I’ve honestly never have thought of what the smell of ‘sex’ would be for Cybertronians and now it has me in a FRENZY
now I have the urge to write synthen op smut but I just know that it has to be the most stickiest, sweatiest and fucked up sex that cornhub would have to make a whole new category for it
What if Synthetic Energon! Optimus wasn’t a spike dom but a valve dom? 😳🥵
Just Optimus wanting to suck and ride some dick so he pushes his AMAB! human s/o and proceeds to save a horse by riding a cowboy? 😏😉
yess!! some amab!!
he’d ride human dick so hard… and throw in some size difference he could easily deep throat without even batting an optic