#tfp shitpost

[thecrashoutduo]

Jack: ARE YOU-

Arcee: Fucking.

Jack: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Arcee: Fucking.

Jack: IDIOT!

Optimus: ...What was that?

Miko: June banned Jack from swearing, so Arcee's helping him out.

[spiritshaydra]

”WE COULD’VE HAD A BARA!?!”

[sparklingpax]

good afternoon

[tfp-is-my-lifeblood-lol]

Wouldn't it be funny if synthetic energon did ABSOLUTLEY nothing?

And the crazy shit Ratchet did in "Stronger Faster" was 100% the placebo effect?

I mean, we know that isn't true, because we literally SEE Ratchet's vital stats change, plus he passes out, and his eyes turn green, but wouldn't it be funny, though?

Imagine: It's completely harmless, basically just green water, and Ratchet's like "wow this is the good shit" and goes on a rampage because he thinks it's magical energon steroids cocaine.

[glorifiedcannonfodder]

Log 1: Single life

I have once again walked into the medbay to find Knockout perched on Breakdown’s lap while pretending to “check his diagnostics.”

They did not even pause when I entered.

Every single day I keep walking in on Knockout and Breakdown being all domestic and affectionate, holding servos, laughing, being disgustingly in love, and I’m just standing there like

🧍‍♀️ cool. good for them. love that for them. gonna go… uh. polish something alone.

they’re over there sharing sparkbeats and whispering pet names and I’m over here third-wheeling like a spare tire.

I am officially the loneliest mech on this ship 💔 I feel so single I could join the Autobots again.

[lexennko]

i think tumblr might like this maybe

[littlesmokesceenfan]

Tfp season 3 in a nutshell

[jemmamaas]

Why does TFP Ratchet have literal love handles

Not even lowkey like

I made stupid fanart and everything (SUGGESTIVE)

I am going to turbohell for this