#tfrmissingmonth

[filthyrecklessgossipgirl]

Nick, Aaron and Jason had a boys weekend and I NEED to know everything!!

Bitch, me too! I’m so over this ‘what happens on boy’s weekend, stays on boy’s weekend’ crap. Nick Vanderbilt, Aaron Vandervort and Jason Walker… I need to know everything immediately too.

How did Aaron even survive? Did they drink? Gamble? Steal a Lambo and take it for a joy-ride? Seriously, how did Aaron even survive? Shouldn’t Jason be in school? Did they stay up past Aaron’s bedtime? Did Nick give everyone mani-pedis? Did anyone confess to murder?

Someone get these boys talking. Now.

[samuelswatts]

Oh, hey no problem man.

[ He throws a football back to one of his many good buddies ] Good catch, keep it up! [ And turning back to carry on walking and almost bumping into the nearest passerby ] Whoa there, sorry. I let my throwing arm get in the way of my 20-20 vision. My bad. You okay?

[mcntgomerysm-blog]

               ‘ mom, yeah, i just landed--- no, a couple days ago, yeah... MHM, i’ll be there, y- no, i know nothing ---------- yeah, bye. ‘

           the brunette sighed as she calmly ended the call and slipped out of her jacket, hanging it from the back of her seat at the bar, her hair falling over her back and her shoulders. she quickly ordered a dry martini and proceeded to check her social media apps in silence, without paying much of a glance around.

[lucille-fairchild-blog]

“I just called in New York to pick up some things I had put away for the South of France. I’m meeting a celebrity friend over there. I’m attending the polo match in England within the next couple of weeks too, I’m dropping the first ball in. So if you can’t get in touch through phone, just email. Or do not bother.”

[aimeemorrigan-blog]

               ‘ t’day i heard an old lady talking about the gay agenda. is it still in stock somewhere? ‘cause i definitely need an agenda, keepin’ my shit organized could be way easier. ‘

[shinebrightlikea-sapphire]

Please, stay out of my sun.

I’m doing a vitamin thing. D plus C... Plus tequila but who actually drinks plain orange juice anymore?

Anyway. Unless it’s important can you like, give me at least fifteen for my buzz to settle back in.

[fkblair-waldorf-blog]

“Gossip girl does not miss a trick does she, what else has she not missed?”

[serecvdw]

“Uh, sorry to bother you, but--Can you look over my shoulder and tell me if there’s someone following me? My mom’s been hiring people to keep an eye on me recently, and I think she’s taking it a little far. I’m going to Saks, not getting a drunken tattoo. I don’t need a chaperone.”