It's time for you to put down your drinks, Upper East Siders, I have something to share with the group. Now that you've all had time to reflect on my return and you, Jesse Walker, have had time to reflect on your mistakes... It's time to spin the wheel again.
Guess who's up? No Sam Watts, it's not you-- not yet.
Today I want to talk about Jake Hunter. You were putty in bestie Jesse's hands, how could you say no to helping him out, right? We all make mistakes. Did you make a mistake when you never truly confessed your feelings for Sophia Vandervort-- sorry, Sophia Walker now?
Then again, it might not have been the smartest move for your crush on Sophia to almost kiss her sister, Scarlett Vandervort, back during #SinglesDay. If that wasn't a smart move, hooking up with her other sister, Sapphire Vandervort definitely wasn't. The Fairchild Ball sure was an eventful one for us all.
So many Vandervorts so little time, hm? Just because you wanted to have your cakes and eat them too doesn't mean that you deserved what Nilay Levent did to you though. Remember when you were dating her? And she broke up with you, gently? Yeah, that wasn't actually her. Latife Levent might have played the 'super smart twin' card to play around with you for a while. When Latife (playing the part of Nilay) ghosted, the real Nilay couldn't have that on her reputation card. Hence, the sweet and kind break up. Yikes.
I'll leave you there for now, Jake. The note I want to end on circles back to our hero, Jesse Walker, and our resident villain... William Hunztberger. Remember when you were trying to take me down? Planning, scheming, doing your little dance with me-- well, I told William that he better find a way to stop it. And next thing we knew, Jesse Walker had been hit with a car. A love tap, really since he was knocked out of the way but you know... Points for effort.
Well anyway, enjoy your little party. My love to Ceren.
XOXO ---Gossip Girl
