#tfrjake

[filthyrecklessgossipgirlxoxo]

Do we think Jake Hunter has recovered yet?

Any year now...

[camille-thehunter]

👿 👪 💕

👿 …someone my muse used to like, but doesn’t anymore.

Aimee. Cami not only considered her a friend, but she also considered her a potential love aaaaand that pretty much shattered after she not only found out she was one of Logan’s exes, but also found out she lied to her about it and was to Logan as Benji was to her.

👪 …someone in my muse’s family.

Everyone knows about Logan and Jake, but what they don’t know is how in dire need Cami has always been of is a sister. So she adopted Sapphire as her own… her sisters had each other so it didn’t ever seem too much of a fuss that she told her away.

💕 …someone my muse loves.

Who doesn’t the blonde love? Okay, but seriously: Logan and Jake are her mains, then it goes Sapphire, Rose, Gigi, and Lyndsy when she forgets how bad she hurt her. 

[camille-thehunter]

“lifelong sexual tension”

[filthyrecklessgossipgirl]

Now here's an interesting pairing, don't you think, Upper East Siders? I hardly have to get into the seedier side of Jake Hunter's reputation given that anyone within ear shot knows about it. Hopefully Sutton Valentine has managed to avoid falling under his spell but really, who could blame her if she stared a little too long and felt a little too bothered by, well, everyone who's ever looked at him like that? One in particular I'm sure she's completely unfazed by is Sapphire Vandervort and I know you're all just dying to know the dirty deets about what may or may not have gone down between Jake and Saph after all this time... What's a boyfriend in the face of lifelong sexual tension, right? Not that it matters. Jake can't get out of his own way, he can't even get out of a tackling team-mate’s way; or his brother's shadow's way. Tragic. Sutton might have dodged a bullet here but I highly doubt that she's as squeaky clean as she's pretending to be. Tick tock goes the clock on that one.

@jaunty-jake , @suttonvalentine

[suttonvalentine]

At the #springfling event, Sutton has been chosen by the codeword "You know in FRIENDS, when Joey’s in that box hiding from Chandler? You know that giggle? The box giggle? (scribbled out) *box giggle*". What she doesn't know just yet is that her match is also known as: Jake Hunter!!

Ha! Box giggle. That’s a classic.

[filthyrecklessgossipgirl]

Sapphire and Tyler are together, right? So where exactly did she disappear to with Jake Hunter at the ball?

Oh, I think we all know where they disappeared to. Sapphire doesn’t exactly have a shiny clean reputation about these kinds of thing. And besides, by my last count, Sapphire and Tyler have been together for about a month now, which has to be the longest relationship she’s ever had. It’s honestly no surprise things are starting to crumble around them. It’s just a shame she had to drag a third party into her mess. I’m getting flashbacks to the drama of Rose and Jesse’s breakup just from the mention of it. Better start picking sides now, Upper East Siders. Team Tyler or Team Jake? May the best man win.

[filthyrecklessgossipgirl]

Did anyone else see Aaron lose his shit at Freddie at like 3am a while back? I only caught half of it, but right after Freddie was bragging about getting with Alex? Didn't she have sex with Xander at Tripp's party too? AND she took Jake to her family dinner? What is going on?

What’s going on is that Alexandra Vandervort is going to seriously regret putting so many extra items on her plate. Freddie, Xander, Jake… I don’t see any of them really winning any ‘father of the year’ awards and one of them might just have to. Only time will tell…

Let’s review though, shall we? You’re right about Freddie and Aaron Vandevort’s little tussle. What a scene! Our boy Freddie probably should have exited via the fire escape but instead Aaron was tossing him out on his ass via the front door. I guess that’s what you get for frisking it up under his roof. Honestly, I think the boy would be a lot less extra about it if he was actually getting some himself.

Tripp’s party was a blur… But Alexandra and Xander? Well, who can resist a little forbidden hook-up? If only their parents knew. As for Jake, why not? Everyone else has had a bite of that apple.

Look, a gal needs to keep her options open but she also needs to pay attention when they do the infamous banana-condom demonstration. Stay safe, kiddos. Before you go having a kiddo. Whoops. #whosthedaddy

[fkblair-waldorf-blog]

As Blair spun the newly empty alcohol bottle, she saw all the handsome men who she wouldn’t mind being locked in a cupboard with. Cheeky words, and simple kisses meant nothing, so technically it wouldn’t be going against relationship rules. Deep down Blair knew if it was any of the Fairchilds, or someone like Charlotte Montgomery, he would say to hell with the rules and seven minutes weren't enough. Well, in the past he would have. As Blair came down from her thoughts in the sky, she realised the bottle had stopped and with the dreamy look in her eyes she looked up wondering which one of her childhood crushes it would be. It was....it was...HUNTER! Jake Hunter. Blair couldn’t mask her distaste and rolled her eyes standing up. 

“Come on Hunter, might as well give you some face time with me. I know it’ll make your whole year.” She smirked. Blair folded her arms and walked towards the cupboard walking inside. “So what shall we argue about in seven minutes? How about the fact you got me all wrong, and you want to apologise? Sounds good.”

@jaunty-jake