#tfsotus

[the-depressed-muffin]

The Crows as Red, White And Royal Blue quotes:

Nina: Just so we're clear, I'm about to have sex with you in this storage closet to spite your family.

Matthias: You are, the absolute worst idea I've ever had.

Jesper: Come on, you backyard shooting range, motherfuckers.

Wylan: I've been gay as a maypole since the day I came out of mum.

Inej: Sometimes you just jump and hope it's not a cliff.

Kaz: History, huh? Bet we could make some.

[the-depressed-muffin]

The Red White And Royal Blue Squad™ as The Crows:

Alex leaned back. "What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?"

"Knife to the throat?" Asked Nora.

"Gun to the back?" Said Zahra.

"Poison in his cup?" Suggested June.

"You're all horrible," said Henry.