May 29, 2014
Looks like TG MET his end!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH-- Shut up.
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Looks like TG MET his end!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH-- Shut up.
<TG74> "Magical dicksucker" time is over. We're back in our bodies now, and it was... an interesting experience. I'm gonna have nightmares about all those mets... <TGOT> At least you didn't have to sit your ass on a boring throne 24/7!
doesn't dictator birdbot have a cigar instead of a penis
Who knows? I would go and check, but I kinda can't right now, you know, being the laziest king in all the lands-- [TGOT]> Excuse me? I'll have you know that I graduated at the top of my class in-- Please, calm yourselves. For my sake and for yours.
magical dicksucker TGOT and TG switch bodies for a day and nobody is willing to acknowledge it
My good friend, we've already swapped bodies! I honestly don't know how or when it started, but it happened. It's due to end any second now, though... give or take a few hours. And let me tell you, sitting on the throne is probably one of the most boring things I've ever done in my life in this world. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH ALL THESE METS
"You should have thought about bugging a war machine... or at least, an ex-war machine... if you wanted to avoid having a bullet lodged in your diaphragm."
…I fail to see how asking about your silly situation warrants a bullet to the face. Thankfully, little stuff like that doesn’t faze the king, pal. …Didn’t you scream bloody murder when it broke one of your lenses on impact, sire? Well, duh! These glasses don’t come cheap, you know! …I think your definition of “unfazed” warrants a recheck, sire.
Yo, quick question. I recently ran into some lady with long dark hair and an excessively starched-up suit who was kind of a bitch. And no, it wasn't Synthia. You wouldn't happen to know about anyone like that, would you?
Ah, the mysterious, silent type? Wears a classy suit, wears a pair of glasses much like yours truly, holds a fancy gun, looks strikingly similar to my secretary, and is apparently a part of some multidimensional group of “saviors”?…Never heard of her! Maybe you’ll have some more luck asking your good old pal Freeze, who just tried to fucking shoot me earlier.
Either this bus of 28 kids or your girlfriend is going to die; which will you save?
Why not both? I mean seriously, decisions like this aren’t always black and white, you know.
How many drunkards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, and I think it would be whoever’s sending these dumb questions to us.