#tgokurt

[bsocialpierce-blog]

FMK: Kurt, Blaine, Sebastian. All the gays

Oh, hm. Okay. Well. Let’s see...

(F)uck: Blaine, I guess. He’s cute, even though he wears too much hair gel.(M)arry: Sebastian, of course. I’ve known him forever and he’s the sweetest. Plus, I think both our families would like if our awesome family trees merged. And we’d have the most gorgeous children.(K)iss: Ew. Kurt. He’s a Greaser and I guess I coulda left it kill because of that, but I still don’t like killing people.

( @socblaine, @socialsebastian, @greaserhummel)

[breeaser]

Twitter.

@breenoelle: You guys! Christmas is over! Do y'all even know what that means?! No more creepy ass Elf on the Shelf pictures from @greaserhummel! #lifeissweet

[tgo-buzz]

Scummel's a virgin who can't drive

As much as I would like to pretend I have no idea who you may be referring to, it seems pretty obvious who it is. I don’t know what I should be more surprised over, that he could be a virgin or that he doesn’t know how to drive. With a father in the business of dealing with cars, it seems rather odd. As for the virgin issue... well, that’s his business, really. Maybe he’s simply waiting for ‘the one’. After all, some of us do have a touch of a romantic side, anon.

[greaserhud-blog]

Text ✉ FURT

FINN: Hey man, I was wondering if you think I should pick up something to make for dinner? The garage is slowing down, and I figured that both mom and dad are exhausted from the week.

FINN: Also, ignore Kitty.

[greaseknuckledani-blog]

text | kurtani

Dani: how bad is it?

Dani: shit kurt. are you and the rents okay? can I do anything?

Dani: I won't let them get away with this, I promise

[socialclarington-blog]

thehummelkurt replied to your post:It’s always fun to come home from school and...

.. Do people even say ‘down with the times’ anymore?

Apparently she did. She showed me her Twitter account and everything. Three whole tweets and one follower. It was such an accomplishment.

[greasergilbert-blog]

thehummelkurt replied to your post:Out of curiosity, what would you choose if you had...

Vodka. How is that even a question.

I figured you would be one to go vodka rather than whiskey. But do you remember what happened last time you had a little too much? I’m fairly certain I have video somewhere from that night of you rapping Gangsta’s Paradise. Or -- as you rapped it -- Greaser’s Paradise. Y’ know -- after Angel and I took advantage of your inebriation like the good friends that we are and convinced you to do so.

We’ve been workin’ most our lives, livin’ in this Greaser’s paradise. I’ve punched a Soc once or twice living in this Greaser’s paradise. Funniest. Shit. Ever.