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Thalia: What's your most controversial video game hot take?
Annabeth: The pursuit for photorealism in games is a fruitless endeavor that only results in bloated file sizes that take too much space.
Percy: Mario is a woman and just really butch.
Okay, hear me out: Annabeth as the President of the USA. Yeah, I know she isn't old enough for that yet, but who the fuck cares? Like, imagine a 20-something Annabeth running the country with a 20-something Percy as the first man. Everyone is questioning Annabeth's age, but she is like, ‘Yeah, so, I'm younger than you but older than a high school student.’. Everyone is like, ‘Ok????’. She does such a great job running the US that she gets elected for a second time.
Also imagine if the 7 (plus Nico, Will, Reyna, Thalia, and so on) helped her. Piper Charmspeaks everyone into voting for Annabeth (she does it on live TV, and it works because I say it works). Will becomes health minister, and Nico is his househusband. Thalia and Reyna are just sometimes there for fun. Leo and Cabin 9 are tasked with building new affordable housing, together with Cabin 6. Malcolm Pace becomes the Minister for Education, Hazel is the new Minister for Finance and all that stuff, and Frank is the Minister for Foreign Affairs.
Everyone on the Internet thrists over Percy and they have debates about who is better-looking, Annabeth or Percy? They’re also an absolute power couple and Percy is always admiring Annabeth during official business. The White House is always busy, but not only with politics and work, but also with Demigods that do their normal bullshit. It's so chaotic, sometimes Nico just shadow travels and visits the White House and the Secret Service is like ‘how did he come in?’. He and Percy do so much bullshit that they stress some Secret Service agents so much they get gray hair.
Don't come for me, I don't know anything about US politics, I'm German. I just thought this is fun.
Jason: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Nico: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Jason: Yes.
Nico: I'd sleep.
Jason: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!
Nico: Merry crisis.
Thalia: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.
Percy: Hoe hoe hoe.
Jason: Guys, please.
Nico: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
Jason: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
Percy: Annabeth and I got married!!
Thalia: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.
PJO and B99
Between The Titan's Curse and The Battle of the Labyrinth, the Hunter's of Artemis are in CHB, and Percy, Annabeth, Nico, Grover, and Thalia are hanging out together. The five of them hang out normally in New York and practically attract trouble. Someone then calls the police because it looks weird what the five are doing (they are fighting a monster).
Grover, Annabeth, Percy, Nico and Thalia are arrested by the police. And the poor cop who arrests them is none other than Jake Peralta. And oh, the chaos that would ensue from that...
Jake would end up making stupid jokes with Percy and Thalia (and he would not doing his job at all). In the end Amy would have to help.
Then they find out that Thalia is the daughter of the late actress Beryl Grace, Nico doesn't exist, Annabeth has been missing since she was 7, Percy was once wanted for terrorism and murder, and Grover was at half a million schools and no one really knows who he is. And then one time Amy and Jake aren't looking and the four of them are gone. And everyone wonders how four teenagers managed to break out of a police station with cameras and without being noticed.
Then a few years later, Boyle captures a couple of teenagers. To be more specific The Seven +Nico, Thalia and Reyna. And Jake recognizes Nico, Percy, Thalia and Annabeth. The big question is why does Thalia still look 15, (that's the question Jake asks himself). The others ask themselves how the four of them managed to break out of the police station, a few years ago. Since they don't want to let them break out this time, Jake stays in the interrogation room the whole time. But in the end they manage to escape again, again through Nico, who is then in a shadow-travel coma for a week.
And there would be so many questions. How they breakout all the time? Why does Thalia not age? Who is Nico? Who is Hazel?
Jason fell asleep thousand feet in the air.
