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[demigod-shenanigans]

A random demigod who needs something from Leo: Valdez?

Jason, who is utterly sleep deprived: *lifts head*

Leo: Dude, when the hell did we get married and why wasn’t I invited?

[heyimboredtalktome]

[0urania]

Will: babe!! babe do the thing

Nico: *genuinely smiles*

Will, breathlessly: oh my gosh

[jubileesstuff]

Jason, about Nico: he is covered in blood again. why is it that he is always covered in blood?

Percy: well, it looks like it's his own blood this time.

[thaliasthunder]

same energy

[damblackjack]

leo: *turns on the kitchen light*

percy: *sitting at the table eating bread*

leo: it’s 4 in the morning

percy: turn the lights off

leo:

leo: can i join?

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Will: You’re like 15 years old

Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!

[damsnackbar1313]

Annabeth: Did you eat all the powdered donuts??

Percy: *mouth full with food* No..

Annabeth: Then what's on your pants?

Percy: That's cocaine