#thamakro

[gia-batmm-crickle22]

The concept of Thramakro being Exes is so funny to me in many ways possible.

One, Thrawn would have been the one who broke up with him but still considers him a friend while Samakro is so salty about it.

Two, Samakro is hot shit, and we all know this. The moment Eli meets him and finds out that he was Thrawn's ex, he'd be thinking, "he left THIS HOTTIE for ME??"

Eli be questioning if Thrawn's dating standards went down a tad bit because of the romantic downgrade, ngl 😂😂

[reythemandalor]

Thalias: Che'ri said a bad word today

Samakro: Who the fuck taught her that

[nimata-beroya]

One knows being in trouble when after consuming a new piece of media (and falling into the trash of a new ship), the first instinct is going to ao3 to check the tag pairing.

And unsurprisingly, there ARE fics for them 😏 just a few, but I take what I can 😁

[gia-batmm-crickle22]

(Art Teacher & Admiral AU)

Vurawn: Is something burning?

Samakro, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Vurawn: Mak, the toaster is literally on fire.

[reythemandalor]

Thalias: *looking at the first aid kit* WHY WOULD YOU FILL IT WITH JUICE BOXES?!?!

Che'ri: We hadn’t used it in a while and it was funny at the time-

Samakro, bleeding out:

[reythemandalor]

Samakro: no one wants lettuce to be their last meal. Mine for example

Samakro: *pulls candy out of his leather jacket*

Samakro: is gonna be sour straws.

Thalias: you just keep those in your pocket?

Samakro: we face death everyday.