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Jade Emperor: I forbid you to take another step down these stairs!

Wukong: ..Okay.

Wukong: *Dives out of the window*

Scott: Peter, you'll be working with my mom and Mr. Argent.

Peter: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Peter: ...Of people on a team.

Peter, After: Okay, it's my fantasy Threesome

Peter: Melissa, Do you want to come on a date with me?

Melissa: Hell, no!

Peter: And you handsome hunk?

Chris: You just finished hitting on my wife

Peter:

Peter: So are you in?

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james: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

Cardan: Haha what if I exiled you to the mortal realm until you're pardoned by the crown haha jk.........

Cardan: Jk....

Cardan: Jude are you listening?

Cardan: just kidding

Cardan: Jude I was kidding

Cardan: Jude please come back

Cardan, shirtless, entering the living room: Hey has anyone seen my top?

Vivi, not looking up from her cup of tea: Jude's in the kitchen.

Cardan: I- *trips over his tail* *just lies there on the floor for the rest of the day*

(Art Teacher & Admiral AU)

Vurawn: Is something burning?

Samakro, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Vurawn: Mak, the toaster is literally on fire.

I-No: They wanted him dead for his sad brown eyes and his slutty waist

Sol:

I-No: I'm talking about you, you know.

Rust: Am I boring? Sure.

Rust: Social skills? None.

Rust: But I'm loyal if you feed me, and I will never leave you because, well, I need the food.

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