#star wars quotes

[owlsofavalon]

things that happened in the clone wars that feel like they're from fanfiction

(i know there are like a milion of these kinds of lists but i wanted to make my own bc i can't get over this show)

palpatine is almost eaten by a kaiju

"unhand me, brigand!"

the Wolfpack literally writes 'Plo's Bros' on their ships

Savage Opress meets a talking snake and they have a buddy cop comedy thing going on

Jabba's uncle

obi-wan has an ex-girlfriend who literally dies in his arms

"rex. it's time for the thing." "...we don't have time for that, sir." "yes we do"

"did you at least tell Padme I said hi?"

the freaking force gods

r2 out-sasses a battle droid

obi-wan: "last time i was here i was chained to a pole." cody: "that sounds.... entertaining"

[sabictlali]

Perfect interaction with your kiddo

[reevesartisse]

SITH! AHSOKA & ANAKIN SKYWALKER | WHAT IF? STAR WARS BY ME. "YOU FAILED ME! DO YOU KNOW...WHAT I'VE BECOME?" "I GAVE YOU A CHOICE". This is not dark against light. This is more personal. It's not even master against apprentice. It's more than that. It's brother against sister. It's Anakin against Ahsoka. Face to face.

[darkgryphon-220]

Here's a something I found from the Episode Three novelization:

Because Mace, too, has an attachment. Mace has a secret love. Mace Windu loves the Republic. Many of his students quote him to students of their own: “Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. For Mace Windu, for all his life, for all the lives of a thousand years of Jedi before him, true civilization has had only one true name: the Republic.

I really hope I don't have to explain why this is so concerning.

Edit: Swap “The Republic” with “Europe” and you’ll see how concerning this belief is

[jeansmuse]

“why aren’t you worried about the finale?”

“echos on it.”

[itwillbeourswansong]

I don't know how else to say it, but

GO WATCH ANDOR

GO WATCH ANDOR

GO WATCH ANDOR

GO WATCH ANDOR

GO WATCH ANDOR

like FR

GO WATCH THE DAMN SHOW.

It not that fictional anymore. It's scary how real it all becomes in today's world.

[dylanpizzapie]

Jedi code: attachments are forbidden!

Also the Jedi: (Jedi points to padawan) so anyway, this is my child.

[postcards-from-mandalore]

Ni di'kutla, I nearly forgot! This is what this blog's title means.

Ni di'kutla - I'm an idiot

Ni hayc adat shi gotalu jate kara o'r oyu'baat - I'm just a simple/honest/plain man (person) just making good stars (luck/destiny) in the universe