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We’re popping the biggest bottles when my evil transphobic boss resigns next month
Watched let there be carnage last night and my favorite scene was when cletus was going on abt how Eddie was a bad journalist bc he didn’t report on his serial killer motive or fuckever and venom immediately goes FUCK THIS GUY and bites his head off bc THANK U
My Jewish boyfriend: Never be sorry for anything you’ve ever done! ...well, no...we should all be sorry for some of the things we’ve done.
Me: Yeah! It’s almost Yom Kippur! We gotta be sorry!
My Jewish Boyfriend: Or: it’s not Yom Kippur yet, and we should save it.
Me: Or: it’s not Yom Kippur yet, and Hashem isn’t getting any more sorries than that to which he is strictly entitled this year.
guess who DOESN’T have covid-19 and can now go sit on the couch downstairs without a mask on and use the upstairs bathroom again!!!!! and eat at the actual table!!! and interact with my parents, the only other people in the house!
shitty housemate is finally gone
this is perfect because they HAVE to go back to zadash now
I've had the chorus of a song stuck in the back of my head for a couple of weeks, a country song from those halcyon days of the nineties when it was all mullet and spectacle, called Alibi.
now, it was a pretty standard cheating song with a nice twist in that the lying cheating man was explaining exactly how bad he's been, and how it affected the woman. the thing that made it kind of epic was the video, inwhich he's basically realizing that his daughter was watching, learned all his tricks, and is now plaing them out on her boyfriends. "and, boy, you can bet if a move can be made she knows how to make one on you"
and i couldn't figure out why this damn thing was stuck in my head...but it's Sara.
it is done 💆♂️