good people, just a moment!

since the curtain first ascended

[naucie]

[paperplateprose]

why are there posts on my blog. who p ut them there

[gonzocoded]

don’t ever kill your self because maybe someday you will get brunch with your tumblr mutual

[atzamot-deactivated20140425]

[otternottertv]

rests my noise on you

[importantcatpics]

[mossworm]

ichthyosaurs with dolphin-like patterning

[supercantaloupe]

so what're the odds i get renee fleming jumpscared again on thursday evening

[supercantaloupe]

renee fleming jumpscare? no. larry brownlee jumpscare though? Apparently

[wishbow]

my 2025 calendar featured postcards and some spot illustrations because I don't know when to stop. set 2/4

[creativereid]

Anhinga novaehollandiae

[supercantaloupe]

at the ball tn

[northstareclipse]

stop medicalizing every person you don't vibe with

[northstareclipse]

Hello, stranger. Get peer reviewed

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #be brave and go. I don't think you being an asshole is some disorder. I think you choose every morning to be a dipshit dirtbag. #and anyone of of us could. /End ID]

[1five1two]

'Semele'. Jannik Senium. 2025.

[beardedmrbean]

[pingintech]

biology is mostly coconuts enough so that when you see something that isnt a coconut and can seemingly be removed without destroying everything its assumed theres a deeper process dependant on this that none of us have ever discovered before thats essential to life

[magicalastronomies]

when you're petting a cat and the cat raises its tail it's to let you know that that's where the cat ends

[chimaerakitten]

My coworkers think I’m soooooo craaazy omg you’re so out there! But truly I’ve just internalized a very tumblr style of humor where given a normal conversation with an opening for comedy I’m always going to select the most absurdist possible dialogue option and then stick to it forever as a bit.

[sunshinetomorrow]

hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!

are you thirty? have a sip!

are you hungry? have a spack!

have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.

are you stick? purt your indies!

do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!

are you tired? break your togs!

do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.

are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!

I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)