#thanks evolution

[themarvelwitch]

guys help I just saw a bug and my first thought was "huh we're related"

[yoonseo]

Evolution

Some fish vomit light, and some organisms can regrow missing limbs or whole halfs of their body... But I get a paper cut and it takes a month to heal, and my only defense is sarcasm and a thin wall of sass... Thanks evolution...

[ikkanrana]

love having knives as inner organs

[noirbois]

you know the Baby Fever is real when you're reading the CDC's child development guidelines for fun

[moghedien]

how messed up is it that you have an appendix and it doesn’t do anything, but it might kill you

[amr00d]

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i genuinely wonder what future human evolution will look like. like, are we even going to evolve any more? we basically just adapt technologically to all the changes around us. so what would it take for us to evolve. or will we just start a new population of genetically modified humans? what does the future even hold? why am i even thinking about these things? i want to knowww

[saveyoufromanything]

we talking about how we've beomce hypersexualized and i'm like

man now i really wish i was a bonobo

[bijanmovassaghi]

Booties are interesting. Everyone has one and they're like your own personalized accessory. There are so many different varieties. It's all very overwhelming and glorious at once. The booty is all powerful. All hail the booty! Long live the booty! Oh mystical booties...