i gotta say when i wrote that i was like “oh i hope nat sees this” and you saw it immediately thank goodness. but yeah 1955 i didn’t even know it was that bad because firefox on mobile hides the number once it hits 100 and also hides tabs if they haven’t been used for two weeks. so through the magic of both of these features i managed to not know how many tabs i had open for years and years until i finally hit the “close all tabs” button a couple weeks ago and it said “close all 1955 tabs?” and i was like good lord. i knew it was bad but not that bad !
Ooh, how about 'Bifurcation Theory (numb3rs)' its been ages since I've watched that show and I don't think I've heard you talk about this one before!
so here's a short and sweet summary of bifurcation theory for the wip ask game thing!!
essentially, i am cribbing the plot of the short series 'the five' for a numb3rs au that asks the question 'what if don eppes' little brother disappeared one day when don was young and charlie was very young and wanted to go home while don wanted to keep playing baseball at the park. so he told his kid brother to just walk home alone, and they didn't see him again for over twenty years.' meanwhile, a math professor named kyle wells is brought into don's office to help out with a case, and he sticks around. there's something about this guy that gets under don's skin, and some things about him that are concerning, and sometimes he reminds don so much about the baby brother he lost so long ago that it hurts to be around him.
and then, well. we all know where this is going :)
1. How many fics do you have on AO3?
85, including none Mat fics.
2. What's your total AO3 word count?
203,323
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Mainly Mat fandoms but in the past, I wrote some DC (mainly Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, etc.)
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
Cats and Birds Never Did Play Well Together - DC - Jay/Tim - 770 kudos
The Carnality of Twist-It - BBC Ghosts - The Captain/Thomas - 349 kudos
On Loan - DC - Dick/Slade, Dick/Jason - 314 kudos
Catching Up With My Eyes Wide Shut - BBC Ghosts - The Captain/Julian/Thomas - 214 kudos
Don't Knock It Until You've Tried It - BBC Ghosts - Julian/Thomas - 140 kudos
5. Do you respond to comments?
It depends on the comment and the commentor. I know I can get away with not replying to every comment from some people, they know I love and appreciate everything they say but if it's someone I don't know, I will tend to reply in the hopes that they'll read more of my things!
6. What's the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Possibly Ariel's Parting Gift, simply because it ends in pretty much the same way that YMATA does with some added angst.
7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
I don't know, maybe Fanny Five Ways, it ends pretty well for Fanny?
8. Do you get hate on fics?
Not directly, though I know that there's some hate on the previously mentioned fic on Twitter 🙃
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?
Yep, it's all I write, usually at least elements at BDSM or kink, very rarely soft.
10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you've written?
I do write crossovers but mainly Mat characters with Mat characters from different universes. I guess the craziest ones that I write are when I have Mat himself with Thomas and Julian and I guess that's a tad far fetched but it was fun to write and hopefully fun to read!
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not that I know of but myself and @joestarling seem to readily influence each other with fic ideas and universes and it's wonderful <3
12. Have you ever cowritten a fic before?
I did when I was much younger but my "cowriting", I wrote one chapter and they wrote another and we didn't really input into each others chapters because I don't like criticism 🤣
13. What's your all time favourite ship?
Ariel/Chris
14. What's a WIP you want to finish but doubt you will?
To be honest, I always end up coming up with ideas for further chapters of most of the fics that I write but there's no way that I'll finish them or even start them in some cases.
15. What are your writing strengths?
Honestly, I don't know really. I can tell you what I like in my own fics and it's my own style of writing? I know I like this because I read a writer whose writing felt very similar to mine and I found it so easy and so enjoyable to read.
16. What are your writing weaknesses?
Self-doubt, needing very precise conditions to be able to write, laziness when it comes to editing, and much, much more.
17. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language for a fic?
What I'd normally do is just write the dialogue in English, in Italics and make it clear that it's a different language, that's what I did for writing Russian in an unpublished fic.
18. First fandom you wrote for?
Back to the Future, it's still out there, just not on my AO3 account.
19. Favourite fic you've written?
My personal favourite is my recent Ariel/Tentacle fic because I've wanted to write it for a while and I could write it in the exact way that it existed in my brain?
(Not tagging because I don't really know anyone else that writes fic - but if you see this and you want to do it, feel free to and tag me in your answers!)