#thankssupernarc

[dearspidey]

thankssupernarc replied to your post “Hey hot stuff.... ”

"nothing " Kara's uncharactaristicly downbeat tone made it clear that it wasn't the case.

"Uhh…. you sure about that? What's wrong?"

[dearspidey]

"Hey hot stuff.... "

"Hey, what's up?"

[dearspidey]

"Be mine"

"I thought I already was~"

[dearspidey]

thankssupernarc replied to your post “As peter awoke, he'd find himself in the middle of a lake in kansas in nothing but his boxers, floating on an old matress that kara respahed, and shoddily resewed, into a spider shape "I should've used this on the ginger kid. I mean my boyfriend only deserves the best but still... that was weaksauce what I pulled on that brat. ”

"You mean.. you've ... gotten this beore? DANNG IT. WORST APRIL FOOLS EVER"

"No no, nothing this spectacular. Usually it's just Johnny leaving me on the top of the statue of liberty or somethin' with no way home besides hitching a ride on a ferry full'a tourists."

[dearspidey]

As peter awoke, he'd find himself in the middle of a lake in kansas in nothing but his boxers, floating on an old matress that kara respahed, and shoddily resewed, into a spider shape "I should've used this on the ginger kid. I mean my boyfriend only deserves the best but still... that was weaksauce what I pulled on that brat. "

"Oh come on!" Peter whined, flopping back onto the mattress and letting out a huff. "Can't I go one April fool's without ending up stranded, in the middle of nowhere, without any pants?"

[formerspybrat-blog]

A message was written on the titans lawn in toilet paper "I EAT MY OWN FARTS. THAT'S MY POWER.

Coming home from school, already disgruntled, and trudging his way up the lawn, it took a moment before he saw the white strips of paper blowing around the grass and trees. Had some former Titan, or more playful rouge decided to TP the lawn? Walking closer to get a better look, that was indeed what appeared to have happened.

It was spread around and vaguely resembled words, but it was hard to decipher them. The soft paper hadn’t kept it’s form for long, with the grass still soaked from snow that hadn’t quite finished melting, and the wind moving it. It was laid down thick enough to just barely make it out though. After enough squinting and filling in the blanks, the boy scoffed when he got the gist of it.

"Well, isn’t that good for you? Thank’s for sharing mysterious fart devouring stranger." Looking around for a moment to see if the culprit was still around, after a moment he simply shrugged it off after seeing no one, and turned to go in the tower. "I’m not cleaning it."

[dearspidey]

[text] I'm coming to get you. I need you right now. I've had an annoying day and i've already snapped a tractor in half and had to go to crystal planet to cash in an old favor to pay it off.

[Text: Super Hottie]: Sure, come on over.

[Text: Super Hottie]: I'm home just come right in.

[Text: Super Hottie]: I think there's still some pie leftover too if ya want.

[Text: Super Hottie]: You like pie, right?

[Text: Super Hottie]: What am I saying? Of course you do

[Text: Super Hottie]: Everyone loves pie.

[dearspidey]

"Why weren't you there?"

"I'm sorry! I-I didn't mean to stand you up, I swear! Something came up and I got hung up stopping a bank robbery that turned out to be a super thing and I-I tried to call but…. I forgot my phone at home. I'm so sorry."