Actually, newscaster... if you'll pardon my intrusion, I believe I may have a job for you.
You hate your counterpart, yes? Despise him for pretending to be better? Wouldn't you like to pour acid in the wound? Wouldn't you like to make his life worse?
You're an expert at finding material. At digging up dirt on people. At presenting it to an audience. And I assume an expert at splicing material together to make a story. Wouldn't it be such a shame, then, if you--by some strange coincidence--found proof that this wasn't the first act of infidelity for our dear jester? Particularly if it concerned a certain mailman?
I have all you need. All you need to do is write a story. As for a reward? I'll let you choose between a million dark dollars or one of the toys in my arsenal. One-of-a-kind, can't be found anywhere else. Don't believe me? Your "knockoff" can vouch for my credibility.
Well, isn't that interesting?
You wouldnt need to pay me at all. I'd write that story for free, sweetheart!
God, how I'd love to write a takedown piece of that dumbass everyone falllsssss over themself for.
Hand over whatever info you have, and I'll get to work, darling.