The phrase "I just need to get this out of my system" is objectively funnier if you're a DID or OSDD system. Like yeah I just need to exile this guy (part of my brain)

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The phrase "I just need to get this out of my system" is objectively funnier if you're a DID or OSDD system. Like yeah I just need to exile this guy (part of my brain)
A comment in a Conan chat lead to this thought.
These victims would have some... interesting "how'd you die" stories.
When I first listened to eom ep.5 I started to write this post
And had to stop writing it because Briggsy started saying exactly the same thing
Boston BRUINS vs. Winnipeg JETS - 22DEC22 (A Photographic Study into Mania)
I’m leaving Boston, MA soon and will be headed to North Carolina after Xmas.
So, my old buddy Steve (17+ year relationship, we’ve done radio and written stories together) offered to buy tickets to a hockey game, that being my favorite regional sport. Above is Exhibit A: pre-game, both of us are clean and sober.
What a light show! Period 1: Winnipeg very quickly scores two goals, demoralizing the Bruins and sending both my friend and I into spasmodic laughter, we begin drinking.
Above, Exhibit B: One double Jack-and-Coke down per person.
Period 2: Boston played a sloppy game at first, but I began rooting for the underdog as I do, hoping Boston would win just for the sake of seeing Boston win a game, as we often do, one last time, live. Boston manages to equalize, bringing the score to 2 - 2.
Above, Exhibit C: Two double Jack-and-Coke down per person. Steve manages to pull off the same dopey face as the first time and apparently, I’ve become a swashbuckling evil pirate. This is what being exposed to Boston sports does; it slowly turns you mad, especially when you add alcohol.
Conclusion of Period 3: Boston beats Winnipeg’s jabroni ass 3 - 2.
Above, Exhibit D: Three double Jack-and-Coke down per person. An accidental photo I obtained exactly when Boston scored the winning goal, upsetting my Canadian team loving friend and sending me feral, knowing I watched Boston beat the ever-loving snot out of yet another hapless and witless opponent. We exited the arena. When I drove my friend home, we discussed writing another story together and staying in contact. Steve, you’re my brother from another mother. Peace be with you and your wonderful family. Many more friends to say goodbye and hello to in days shortly to come!
Harumph.
That guy...
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