#that won't work

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Fit check to see my sisters i barely see?! (Ignore my messy room 😍 I've been bed rotting too much)

GUYS I HAVE DEVON HEART DOCS BTW I LOVE TBEM SM IGNKRE THE SCUFFS I TRIP A LOT

My star earrings 😍🙏

I look like a bug 😭

Uh ok how do I prevent them from swarming..

Chat am I giving alien core 😍

[mr-dusk14]

[companionjones]

That Won’t Work. Try Again.

Fandom: Lucifer (Netflix)

Pairing: Lucifer Morningstar x Reader

Summary: The demons are revolting again. You, Maze, Lucifer, and Amenadiel plan to stop them.

Warnings: Talkin’ ‘bout fightin’, cursin’

This is based on the word prompt ‘That won’t work. Try again.’

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    Amenadiel, Lucifer, you, and Maze were all in Lucifer’s living room. Despite God’s silent reassurances that hell was fine, the demons had pulled another revolt. There was another group of them back on Earth. Lucifer needed your help to get rid of them.

    Lucifer began, “Here’s the plan. I lead the pack, of course. Then Y/n, then Maze, then Amenadiel. We keep going until hell’s repopulated.”

    “That won’t work. Try again,” you immediately shut down.

    Lucifer was about to continue, but he shut his mouth after you opened yours. He reeled backward a bit. But he followed your advice. “Alright, I go in--”

    “I’d scrap that idea too,” you suggested.

    A few feet away from you, Maze started to chuckle.

    The devil was getting annoyed. “What do you think we should do?”

    “Well, I think we should not just rely on brute force and maybe go about things more strategically,” you pointed out, “We could get a guy on the inside, like one of us could get captured or something, and that way, the demons won’t be on high alert as soon as the rest of us go in there. They’ll just think we’re there to get our guy out.”

    Amenadiel asked what everyone but you was wondering, “Which one of us will infiltrate their group?”

    You sighed, “Me.”

    Lucifer immediately disagreed. “No. No, no, no, no, no.”

    “They take me in, wanting to use me as leverage,” you talked over Lucifer, “Then you guys come in, wanting me back. As inconspicuous as can be. Then we have people fighting from both sides.”

    Morningstar shook his head incredulously. “I am not sending you in alone, Y/n!”

    “I’ll be fine. They don’t know I can fight yet, right?” you pushed.

    Lucifer pulled back, “Yes, that’s true. And you can fight well. But can you hold your own against demons?”

    “Excuse me?” Maze defended you before you could defend yourself. “Y/n may be human, but they’re the best fighter I have ever seen. Hell, they beat me in a fight.”

    At a loss, Lucifer looked to Amenadiel for backup. Amenadiel didn’t supply any.

    “Fine, fine!” Lucifer gave up.

    Maze didn’t waste any time. “Great. Let’s go.”

    Amenadiel followed her to the elevator. You stayed behind with Lucifer for a moment.

    “I’ll be fine. You know that, right?” You reached up to touch his cheek.

    Lucifer leaned into your hand.

    “And if you don’t save me, Amenadiel and Maze will, then we’ll all kick your ass for being too slow,” you teased.

    That got him to smile.

    You leaned up to kiss him.

    Lucifer returned it warmly. “I love you,” he offered once you broke the kiss.

    “I love you, too,” you happily replied.

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Author’s Note: Thank you so much for reading! Fill up that heart and reblog if you liked it! If you would like to read more, I have more fics on Lucifer over on my page. You should check it out. Have a nice day, night, or whatever time it is for you! <3 <3 <3

[rottmntquotes]

Leo: For me and my brothers, having scales and shells are the equivalent of a +10 boost to defense in a LARP.

Draxum: I highly doubt the truth in that statement, but whatever.

[companionjones]

That Won’t Work. Try Again.

Pairing: Lucifer Morningstar x Reader

Fandom: Lucifer (Netflix)

Summary: The demons are revolting again. You, Lucifer, Maze, and Amenadiel need to stop them.

Warnings: Talkin’ ‘bout fightin’, cursin’

This is based on the word prompt ‘That won’t work. Try again.’

If you’re in the US, please check if you’re registered to vote!

*******

    Amenadiel, Lucifer, you, and Maze were all in Lucifer’s living room. Despite God’s silent reassurances that hell was fine, the demons had pulled another revolt. There was another group of them back on Earth. Lucifer needed your help to get rid of them.

   Lucifer began, “Here’s the plan. I lead the pack, of course. Then Y/n, then Maze, then Amenadiel. We keep going until hell’s repopulated.”

   “That won’t work. Try again,” you immediately shut down.

   Lucifer was about to continue, but he shut his mouth after you opened yours. He reeled backward a bit. But he followed your advice. “Alright, I go in--”

   “I’d scrap that idea too,” you suggested.

   A few feet away from you, Maze started to chuckle.

   The devil was getting annoyed. “What do you think we should do?”

   “Well, I think we should not just rely on brute force and maybe go about things more strategically,” you pointed out, “We could get a guy on the inside, like one of us could get captured or something, and that way, the demons won’t be on high alert as soon as the rest of us go in there. They’ll just think we’re there to get our guy out.”

   Amenadiel asked what everyone but you was wondering, “Which one of us will infiltrate their group?”

   You sighed, “Me.”

   Lucifer immediately disagreed. “No. No, no, no, no, no.”

   “They take me in, wanting to use me as leverage,” you talked over Lucifer, “Then you guys come in, wanting me back. As inconspicuous as can be. Then we have people fighting from both sides.”

   Morningstar shook his head incredulously. “I am not sending you in alone, Y/n!”

   “I’ll be fine. They don’t know I can fight yet, right?” you pushed.

   Lucifer pulled back, “Yes, that’s true. And you can fight well. But can you hold your own against demons?”

   “Excuse me?” Maze defended you before you could defend yourself. “Y/n may be human, but they’re the best fighter I have ever seen. Hell, they beat me in a fight.”

   At a loss, Lucifer looked to Amenadiel for backup. Amenadiel didn’t supply any.

   “Fine, fine!” Lucifer gave up.

   Maze didn’t waste any time. “Great. Let’s go.”

   Amenadiel followed her to the elevator. You stayed behind with Lucifer for a moment.

   “I’ll be fine. You know that, right?” You reached up to touch his cheek.

   Lucifer leaned into your hand.

   “And if you don’t save me, Amenadiel and Maze will, then we’ll all kick your ass for being too slow,” you teased.

   That got him to smile.

   You leaned up to kiss him.

   Lucifer returned it warmly. “I love you,” he offered once you broke the kiss.

   “I love you, too,” you happily replied.

*******

Author’s Note: Thank you so much for reading! Fill up that heart and reblog if you liked it! If you would like to read more, I have more fics on Lucifer over on my page. You should check it out. Have a nice day, night, or whatever time it is for you! <3 <3 <3

[leaf-sam]

A Harry Potter (Mauderer or whatever those bullies are called like) url just liked one of my Skulduggery Pleasant incorrect quotes.

Um. Yeah no. You can't support a terf and then think you have a place on my blog. That's not gonna work.

[captainclickycat]

Point-and-click game protagonist who says "How many times do I have to tell you to stop pissing about with that thing? How many times?"

[uncivilcivilservice]

My brain is so full of black sludge again... really need someone to just get in there with a power washer, get all the mold and rot out