#that's not fun

[shanehollanders105thfreckle]

I want a hollonov fic where Shane keeps giving the team the side eye because their WAGs are complaining about some sex thing and the guy in question is confused like, she said this and I DID that but she still said I wasn't doing it right??? and Shane's like. 😒 Show me specifically what you did when she asked you to- okay no that's absolutely not what she means

And they all just Look at him and it's just moments of him either talking to them or the WAGs and giving tips because man's been king of taking it since 09? '10? I forget, but it's a topic he's surprisingly passionate about when he's comfortable/forgets who he's talking to

Like a 5 times +1 fic, where it's 5 times he offers advice and +1 time someone goes directly to him about it (bonus if it's something like how to get her to orgasm and he's like?????? I'm gay??????? Ask her??????????)

[thats-ee]

somehow got into a "hee hee ha ha what if work was cow-themed" conversation with one of the higher up folks over work chat. Started with sending a couple cow emojis. Evolved into me finding and sending the beloved Cow Tools Far Side cartoon which was extremely, applicably humorous. Meanwhile, higher up was apparently asking (insert the generative AI chatbot my company developed) to come up with fun ways to make work cow-themed. Sent a screenshot. SUPER embarrassing. Mooo-d killer.

[vincent-b4rrer3]

Is my PFP for discord good 😛 (idk what I was doing)

[lordsovorn]

Shipping is at its most fun when it's a little bit wrong.

"They would not say that" but what if they inexplicably did and we just rolled with it?

[muireana]

This fandom is a cabbage garden

[spacetwoofmanyfrontiers]

well it looks like i may have downloaded a file to my laptop that contained some kind of virus 👍

[galadrieljones]

Also wtf is a "Solas romance stan." I'm old and that sounds like ship war vocabulary to me. NO THANKS

I do not "stan" anything. Like this is not an Eminem song. This is not "stans" vs "antis." It's an epic and tragic romance and I SHIP IT. This is HELL, people. Nobody is forced to ship it or to care one way or another, obviously. Nobody is forced to go to Solavellan Hell. Ppl just end up here, okay? And there is no exit, otherwise I would have left long ago. But if you want to know what it's all about, go romance him and see for yourself.

I tried to find that old Lion King meme where Mufasa tells Simba that everything past where the light touches is Solavellan, but I couldn't. Does anyone know where that is?