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[fuuuckwhoknows]

Unfinished Wyatt Hayes thought of the night!!!! Ok hear me out with this one, his wife Lisa is a doctor right? Generally speaking becoming a doctor takes a while… so my thoughts are Lisa being like 5-10 years older than Wyatt… just another thing that separates him from everyone in Toronto, his wife is older established a life without him and a fantastic career. (Taking into account like all the hockey relationships I see NHL players in the WAG’s are generally same age or younger, stay at home moms (GENERALLY I know this isn’t all of them but it’s definitely a pattern)) and I think I just love the idea of Wyatt referring to himself as her sugar baby. Like he full on commits to that bit, and Ilya finds it hilarious!

[gaygoatshane]

pretty boys with pretty chokers

[fractally]

I WANT TO SEE JUSTICE AND CONNOR DO A RIDING WITH ROZ SEGMENT SO BAD

[argillaforma]

sorry but ilya lying about his dick size is so funny to me, him texting shane yeah you're gonna take my nine inches and shane shows up with his own seven inches and can clearly tell that he's bigger than ilya but just being like sure man i'll play pretend with you

[c3rvida3]

If you're gonna say your sewing tutorial is idiot-proof, you better mean it. I'll fuck a garment up in ways god couldn't foresee in heaven. I try to darn my old socks and I full on damn the poor things.

[penandinkprincess]

since this is the give Shane our medical issues capital of tumblr, I have another malady for our boy- migraines. I am also going to be mean and give them to Yuna as well as many migraine disorders are genetic. His migraines are triggered by the things that trigger me: stress and barometric pressure changes. He also THINKS certain foods are a trigger, but research has come out that most "trigger" foods are actually things that the body craves when it can feel a migraine coming on but because the aura/prodrome stage is so misunderstood people got the correlation/causation switched. Which is also why he doesn't know that pressure changes are a trigger.

A typical migraine for him will start with moderate pain and nausea, but then his body does what mine does- it makes him dissociate from his body. His first season with the Metros he practically gets a migraine on every roadie that requires flying. Which was the most his body had ever dealt with, so it just sorta.... shut itself off. If he was stressed he would know it was a migraine as he has been dealing with that trigger for his whole life. But for plane induced ones he didn't know to use his coping mechanisms so his body would just peace out. This really added to his "cool detached" image the first couple years.

Shane almost never gets a migraine when Boston is in Montreal, but it can be pretty iffy when hes at an away game. He's never canceled a hook up due to a migraine, but when he does get one he leaves a lot faster than normal, which always confuses Ilya because it doesn't really line up with game performance or location or anything else.

I am a sucker for migraine reveal during the tuna meltdown. I am undecided if Shane has a migraine before he gets there, it triggers after their nap, or if he doesn't have one but has to tell ilya he doesn't want pickles on his tuna melt because the salt might trigger a migraine. All are delicious options to me, but I am also very partial to Ilya seeing his first migraine at the cottage.

Shane is pissed because ok yeah coming out to his parents was stressful, but not migraine trigger stressful. And its ruining his sexcation. Now he has to lie down in a dark room with an ice pack over his eyes and also use his weird head massager thing that look stupid and unxey. He can't even invite Ilya into his curative shower because he turns up the heat so hot he can barely stand it and he sits on the floor of the shower, also with the lights off. (these are all my go to migraine cures)

Lucky for Shane, there is one more cure that works for me and many other migraine sufferers- orgasms (specifically vibrator orgasms). Ilya is actually the one who discovers this and when he does he buys a prostate massager for the express purpose of migraine cure.

(I had a very bad migraine today and this was the only thing that kept me from crying)

first of all sorry for your migraine today!

second of all, the fluff potential of shane waking up from the nap with a migraine and ilya truly getting to fucking FULL SEND this "i could be such a good boyfriend" audition is delicious.

third of all, adore when these boys can get up to freak shit (affectionate).

(also the idea of shane in his lobster shower and ilya going "no is fine sweetheart i can take some hot wat--OKAY I WILL HAVE YOUR ICE MASK READY ACTUALLY" is sending me)

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[kuttithevangu]

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

[creekfiend]

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[innerchildabortionclinic]

wish online communities discussing autism in women weren't like, doing their best to contribute to the false perception there's a distinct Autism For Boys and Autism For Girls, when the whole time it's just social enforcement of gender roles influencing behavior

[graphicabyss]

Ok, fine, I'm expecting.

[aetas-aurea]

So many women have internalized the idea that being difficult makes people think less of them, when in my experience the opposite is almost always true. Every single time I have spoken up, voiced what I actually need and refused to shrink the moment in order to be more comfortable for everyone else in the room, I have been approached afterward by people who wanted to know me better. There is no reward waiting for you on the other side of making yourself smaller. People do not love you more for taking up less space, they simply get used to you taking up less space and adjust their expectations accordingly. Every time I have been exactly as audacious as the moment required, it has opened doors rather than closed them and I have made real connections directly because of it rather than in spite of it.

[prokopetz]

The reason you can't be the next J R R Tolkien isn't because you don't have the talent, but because you're not the right kind of unwell. Tolkien wasn't bent for fantasy worldbuilding; he was bent for constructed languages, and got into fantasy worldbuilding in order to provide a material context in which to ground the notional evolution of the languages he invented. If you want to be the next Tolkien, you can't start with the worldbuilding; you've gotta find something extremely specific to fixate on, and develop it in such depth that inventing a world to contain it is genuinely the most logical next step.

[prokopetz]

#the best route is clearly to get really into a specific kink scenario and invent a world to justify it (via @salix03)

That's not even a joke. Developing a kink scenario so elaborate and so excruciatingly particular that it can only properly be contemplated in the frame of a world created specifically to contain it is genuinely closer to Tolkien's actual creative process than 99% of the stuff that plays at being heir to his legacy.

[niemalsgenugmr]

Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

[dogpuppy]

[porcelain-dollbones]

it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen

[squishy-gumble]

also important to note that a lot of the 'improvised' lines that people talk about are things that might not be in the script, that the actors cone up with while shooting, but still discuss and figure out with the director before shooting the final takes. genuinely improvised lines without any prior knowledge are pretty rare. i think instances when the people involved in making a film collaborate to make changes to a script are really cool, and the fetishisation of the 'genuine reaction' and 'improvised line' also cheapen this form of 'improvisation' i.e. collaboration and flexibility among artists

[byjove]

I hate Joe Exotic but this exchange reset my brain