#thatsatanicbread

[eggpawn]

Beneath the skin, we are all ready.

The Satanic Bread made the robot uneasy. From what little experience the Egg Pawn had with stocking bread for his boss’ Egg Sandwiches, none of the loafs he had encountered were sentient and capable of speech. Nor did they have eyes!

The Bread’s words both confused and bewildered the metallic loafer. Beneath his vermilion “skin”, the only thing “ready” were several hundreds of circuits ready to signal this foot soldier sprinting in the opposite direction away from the Bread’s grainy gaze!

[geniuspurge-blog]

thatsatanicbread replied to your post: Go my body, spread the sesame seeds of hate across the land. Fill others with the horrible feelings that one would similarily get from eating too much garlic bread.

Yes… YES… now, poison the water supply… with copious amounts of flour, yeast, and just a pinch of salt.

[Having no control over his body (and no idea what was going on) the possessed rogue did just that. It's unknown as to how it'll actually poison people, but whatever.]

[geniuspurge-blog]

It's been one of those days.

[geniuspurge-blog]

thatsatanicbread started following you

Oh no.

[lapindokidoki]

Was it not your sin that trapped the unicorn? Even now, the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you.