#thatsjustthetea

[thatgingerlassie]

My dad has recently learned the phrase “snowflake generation” and is now constantly using it to interupt me when talking about literally anything. Sorry we won’t stand for people being racist, sexist and blatantly offence anymore and we want a better world for future generations. You can moan about the supposed “snowflake generation” all you want but we’re gonna keep trying to better the world that your generation ruined for us. Also aren’t you the supposed “snowflakes” for getting so worked up over such simple things?

[raakxbecomedeviant]

//cont of this thread with @thatsjustthetea [NSFW RP]

“We can either talk or we can go through the motions,” Raakx explained. “I’d be expecting nothing from you in return except that you are satisfied and comfortable with yourself during the process and following it thereafter.” He slowly moved to his feet and took a seat adjacent to her. “And if you ever need me to stop, I have a safe-word.” The android gently squeezed her hand. 

[ask-reed-detroit]

❤((Im an idiot and cant find the other emojis. This is a running gag for me. But I'd love to roleplay with you and seeing you on my dash lights up my day. :3

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//haha, dont worry :) thank you so much!! :D feel free to come chat any time!

[thatsjusthetea]

(Photos from Google Images)

[thatsjusthetea]

Donald Trump is a cheeto. Now, many already believe this theory. Due to his Orange complextion and crunchy toupee. But there are still some non believers. Here is some compelling evidence to support my claim…

Donald in his tub

I have found that Donald Trump loves to bath in the blood of his enemies. Here he lies in his bath, taking in the sweet feeling of justice. He looks so… content.

His birth certification

I’m sure many of have seen Donald Trump birth certificate. But have you seen the real one? The F.B.I has hidden Trumps real birth certificate. Only I have found it. It is completely top secret and you have to promise that you never share it with anyone. I think he’s embarrassed to embrace his true identity and we shouldn’t push him to come out. Without further a do.. Trumps real birth certificate.

As you can see his real name is Cheeto John Trump or Cheeto Trump. It seems that Cheeto wrote the name himself. With his orange fingers. But again, please don’t force him to tell us the truth anytime soon. Cheeto will know when it’s the appropriate time to come out.

Cardi B. calls Cheeto out

In a post Cardi B. complains that the New Jersey Airport is empty because of Cheeto banning Muslims. She states, “Fucking stupid, stupid fucking Cheeto.” Cardi B. has power. She is female rapper that blew up over the past few years. She is now well known. She knows things. Possibly Cheeto himself told her, who knows.

His natural state

Cheeto is always done up for events. But what is he like in the white house? To find out I took 7 years of college. I got a PhD in computer science. Then I applied to be part of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. In a couple of years, after all interviews and backround checks, I got the job. I originally patrolled the outside gates. But I knew I had to find a way to see Cheeto. So I knocked out my partner and everyone with my one fist. My left one. Then I walked inside the building. It took me a while to find the Cheeto but I eventually did. He was in his office. He looked up in shock. I pulled out my camera and took the picture. The alarms went off and I was escorted out of the building by my once unconscious parent. I was then thrown into the back of the cop car. I was in jail for 50 years. I got out today. I still have the picture I took during my quest. I think it is only polite to show you.

The man himself, Cheeto Trump.

Thank you for listening.

That’s just the tea, the illuminatea

[thatsjusthetea]

tumblr is a place that holds secrets, rumours and most of all tragedies. one of the worst tragedies on the horrid website must be the blog @thatsjusthetea

@thatsjusthetea is a very ominous blog. one day it came out of nowhere and quickly gained followers here and there. how? where? and who are the people that run this suspicious blog? the people running this blog are heard to have stranger thoughts and ideas than most. but then again, tumblr is filled with rumours.

one of the biggest reasons that this blog if tumblrs undiscovered mystery is because every single post ends in a catchy, but daunting phrase.

“that’s just the tea, the illuminatea.”

how suspicious. is it solely a catchphrase, or could it have a secret meaning? we will never know

i am the tea, the illuminatea.

[ask-reed-detroit]

((Damn someone took mine >:( 🎁 lets try this one

| 🎁 = What sorts of gifts do the mun and muse like? What were the last gifts they gave and received?

//hehe, dont worry :) i dont actually remember the last gift i got lmao, it was probably for my birthday which was in june and i have an awful memory so,, though for gifts i like, i usually just prefer money so i can spend it on whatever i feel,, plus it avoids other people stressing over what to get me :)

“Last gift I got was from Tina, she got me a late birthday present. I don’t really have any preferances for gifts though.”

[chenyounot-moved]

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[.....is this.... THE tea?!?! I am honoured, thank you!! :33]