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666 is a number we have all heard. You may have heard of it as the devils number, number of the beast, or some even call it the angle number. While many like to believe that 666 is just a superstition and not to be feared, they are wrong. But first let’s get into the history of 666. The number is mentioned in the Bible, specifically the New Testamant and Numbers. This is where it’s referred to as “The Number of the Beast.” For example: Revelation 13:18 (KJV) 18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. People can interpret this into many things. Man is the beast, Man needs to know how to recognize the beast, and many more. We can assume that he beast is Satan, or the Devil. This is a video that can better describe some of the porterties of 666.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UkZqFtYtqaI&feature=youtu.be

That video show a relatively decent argument about 666. But we know the meaning of 666. This will be hard for humans to understand the concept of, but 666 is an astrological line up. There have been times when a few planets lined up. The five planets Jupiter, Saturn, Mars, Venus and Mercury will be in the same general part of the sky on September 8, 2040. But not aligned fully. And there are no predictions that 6 planets will ever aline. But if they did…bad things would happen. There would be mass destruction in the Milky Way. This, of course, would not affect the rest of space very much. But we would be an unoticed speck that just happened to go out, potentially causing around 8.7 million species to go extinct. But that’s only one of the three 6’s. The first is the plants aligning. The second will take place far away. It’s the process of 6 red dwarfs dying. If you are wondering what red dwarfs are here is a video to explain:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LS-VPyLaJFM (This is shorter and easier to watch.)

But we really shouldn’t worry about those two 6’s they will likely not happen for a long long time. The last 6 however we should be concerned about. The last 6 of the 666 will happen here on Earth. It will happen when a blog called @thatsjusthetea reaches 666 followers on tumblr. Oh wait, we just did.

But that’s just the tea, the illuminottea.

[thatsjusthetea]

666 is a number we have all heard. You may have heard of it as the devils number, number of the beast, or some even call it the angle number. While many like to believe that 666 is just a superstition and not to be feared, they are wrong. But first let’s get into the history of 666. The number is mentioned in the Bible, specifically the New Testamant and Numbers. This is where it’s referred to as “The Number of the Beast.” For example: Revelation 13:18 (KJV) 18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six. People can interpret this into many things. Man is the beast, Man needs to know how to recognize the beast, and many more. We can assume that he beast is Satan, or the Devil. This is a video that can better describe some of the porterties of 666.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UkZqFtYtqaI&feature=youtu.be

That video show a relatively decent argument about 666. But we know the meaning of 666. This will be hard for humans to understand the concept of, but 666 is an astrological line up. There have been times when a few planets lined up. The five planets Jupiter, Saturn, Mars, Venus and Mercury will be in the same general part of the sky on September 8, 2040. But not aligned fully. And there are no predictions that 6 planets will ever aline. But if they did...bad things would happen. There would be mass destruction in the Milky Way. This, of course, would not affect the rest of space very much. But we would be an unoticed speck that just happened to go out, potentially causing around 8.7 million species to go extinct. But that’s only one of the three 6’s. The first is the plants aligning. The second will take place far away. It’s the process of 6 red dwarfs dying. If you are wondering what red dwarfs are here is a video to explain:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LS-VPyLaJFM (This is shorter and easier to watch.)

But we really shouldn’t worry about those two 6’s they will likely not happen for a long long time. The last 6 however we should be concerned about. The last 6 of the 666 will happen here on Earth. It will happen when a blog called @thatsjusthetea reaches 666 followers on tumblr. Oh wait, we just did.

But that’s just the tea, the illuminottea.

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The moon landing is fake

The Moon Landing. An iconic piece of history not just for America but for the world. Neil Armstrong is a name that won’t easily be forgotten as he was the first human to land on the moon in 1969. While the moon landing is something that is so easy to believe and isn’t often doubted there are some pretty sketchy facts that make you doubt it ever happened. While you are thinking that I’m crazy and none of this will make sense, here me out then you can decide for yourself.

This video explains many good reasons in detail that show reason that the moon landing could be fake https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6zm7LfuDCu8 which surprisingly, if you like it or not, puts up a good argument. While you watch the video you can scroll through the comments and either be extremely upset, agree, or not give a shit. But no matter your opinion on the video you have to admire the time and logical reasons that he makes.

There is one theory that seems to make the most sense. Neil Armstrong was already living on the moon. He was a resident of the moon along with his small family. They had good technology and they managed to make contact with NASA. The American government was thrilled and they wanted to be the first country to have people on the moon. So they made a deal. If they filmed Neil jumping around on the moon with an American flag then they wouldn’t expose him and his family to the world. Neil agreed and he family quickly got to work making suits, cameras, and an American Flag.

NASA needed a code, something to call the moon people. They took Neil Armstrong and shortened his name to Neil A then they flipped it backwards and came up with the word “Alien.” The footage was sent to NASA who released it claiming we had sent “Neil Armstrong” to the moon.

We can argue about reasons all day but it comes down to this, the moon landing is clearly fake.

But that’s just the tea, the illuminottea.

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tumblr is a place that holds secrets, rumours and most of all tragedies. one of the worst tragedies on the horrid website must be the blog @thatsjusthetea

@thatsjusthetea is a very ominous blog. one day it came out of nowhere and quickly gained followers here and there. how? where? and who are the people that run this suspicious blog? the people running this blog are heard to have stranger thoughts and ideas than most. but then again, tumblr is filled with rumours.

one of the biggest reasons that this blog if tumblrs undiscovered mystery is because every single post ends in a catchy, but daunting phrase.

“that’s just the tea, the illuminatea.”

how suspicious. is it solely a catchphrase, or could it have a secret meaning? we will never know

i am the tea, the illuminatea.

[thatsjusthetea]

tumblr is a place that holds secrets, rumours and most of all tragedies. one of the worst tragedies on the horrid website must be the blog @thatsjusthetea

@thatsjusthetea is a very ominous blog. one day it came out of nowhere and quickly gained followers here and there. how? where? and who are the people that run this suspicious blog? the people running this blog are heard to have stranger thoughts and ideas than most. but then again, tumblr is filled with rumours.

one of the biggest reasons that this blog if tumblrs undiscovered mystery is because every single post ends in a catchy, but daunting phrase.

“that’s just the tea, the illuminatea.”

how suspicious. is it solely a catchphrase, or could it have a secret meaning? we will never know

i am the tea, the illuminatea.

[thatsjusthetea]

Britney Spears is one of the most famous pop stars, for her songs like Toxic, Oops I Did It Again, Circus, and Hit Me Baby One More Time. But she is also famous for another thing. Her iconic baby voice. Now when she was a kid, she sang like this . But how can a voice like that, go to a voice like this? Now the conspiracy is that her manager wanted to create a new voice, one, like hers, a baby voice. Now because she has done this forced baby voice for years, she has started to ruin her voice. That’s why she can’t sing live anymore, and when she does, she is lip-syncing. If you still don’t believe us, look at this video she posted on her Instagram. 

https://youtu.be/nM3E5HnneJM

Doesn’t it look odd? 

Watch it sped down.

https://youtu.be/8zFnfqC7R8g

Doesn’t that look more real?

Who knows, maybe she didn’t speed that video up, but it sure looks like it. Now there are many conspiracy theories about her, that she is a clone or she had her mental breakdown for her kids, but this seems the most realistic one. Who knows, only she and her staff know the truth. But for now, we will still look into it. 

(Sources: Shane Dawson, Buzzfeed)

[thatsjusthetea]

Britney Spears is one of the most famous pop stars, for her songs like Toxic, Oops I Did It Again, Circus, and Hit Me Baby One More Time. But she is also famous for another thing. Her iconic baby voice. Now when she was a kid, she sang like this . But how can a voice like that, go to a voice like this? Now the conspiracy is that her manager wanted to create a new voice, one, like hers, a baby voice. Now because she has done this forced baby voice for years, she has started to ruin her voice. That’s why she can’t sing live anymore, and when she does, she is lip-syncing. If you still don’t believe us, look at this video she posted on her Instagram. 

https://youtu.be/nM3E5HnneJM

Doesn’t it look odd? 

Watch it sped down.

https://youtu.be/8zFnfqC7R8g

Doesn’t that look more real?

Who knows, maybe she didn’t speed that video up, but it sure looks like it. Now there are many conspiracy theories about her, that she is a clone or she had her mental breakdown for her kids, but this seems the most realistic one. Who knows, only she and her staff know the truth. But for now, we will still look into it. 

(Sources: Shane Dawson, Buzzfeed)

That’s just the tea, the illuminatea

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Donald Trump is a cheeto. Now, many already believe this theory. Due to his Orange complextion and crunchy toupee. But there are still some non believers. Here is some compelling evidence to support my claim…

Donald in his tub

I have found that Donald Trump loves to bath in the blood of his enemies. Here he lies in his bath, taking in the sweet feeling of justice. He looks so… content.

His birth certification

I’m sure many of have seen Donald Trump birth certificate. But have you seen the real one? The F.B.I has hidden Trumps real birth certificate. Only I have found it. It is completely top secret and you have to promise that you never share it with anyone. I think he’s embarrassed to embrace his true identity and we shouldn’t push him to come out. Without further a do.. Trumps real birth certificate.

As you can see his real name is Cheeto John Trump or Cheeto Trump. It seems that Cheeto wrote the name himself. With his orange fingers. But again, please don’t force him to tell us the truth anytime soon. Cheeto will know when it’s the appropriate time to come out.

Cardi B. calls Cheeto out

In a post Cardi B. complains that the New Jersey Airport is empty because of Cheeto banning Muslims. She states, “Fucking stupid, stupid fucking Cheeto.” Cardi B. has power. She is female rapper that blew up over the past few years. She is now well known. She knows things. Possibly Cheeto himself told her, who knows.

His natural state

Cheeto is always done up for events. But what is he like in the white house? To find out I took 7 years of college. I got a PhD in computer science. Then I applied to be part of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. In a couple of years, after all interviews and backround checks, I got the job. I originally patrolled the outside gates. But I knew I had to find a way to see Cheeto. So I knocked out my partner and everyone with my one fist. My left one. Then I walked inside the building. It took me a while to find the Cheeto but I eventually did. He was in his office. He looked up in shock. I pulled out my camera and took the picture. The alarms went off and I was escorted out of the building by my once unconscious parent. I was then thrown into the back of the cop car. I was in jail for 50 years. I got out today. I still have the picture I took during my quest. I think it is only polite to show you.

The man himself, Cheeto Trump.

Thank you for listening.

That’s just the tea, the illuminatea

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