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I feel like, Shane Dawson is giving us the behind the scenes look at the beauty industry (that was probably desperately needed) and Jeffree Starr is showing Shane Dawson his worth.

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[thatsjusthetea]

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[thatsjusthetea]

Donald Trump is a cheeto. Now, many already believe this theory. Due to his Orange complextion and crunchy toupee. But there are still some non believers. Here is some compelling evidence to support my claim…

Donald in his tub

I have found that Donald Trump loves to bath in the blood of his enemies. Here he lies in his bath, taking in the sweet feeling of justice. He looks so… content.

His birth certification

I’m sure many of have seen Donald Trump birth certificate. But have you seen the real one? The F.B.I has hidden Trumps real birth certificate. Only I have found it. It is completely top secret and you have to promise that you never share it with anyone. I think he’s embarrassed to embrace his true identity and we shouldn’t push him to come out. Without further a do.. Trumps real birth certificate.

As you can see his real name is Cheeto John Trump or Cheeto Trump. It seems that Cheeto wrote the name himself. With his orange fingers. But again, please don’t force him to tell us the truth anytime soon. Cheeto will know when it’s the appropriate time to come out.

Cardi B. calls Cheeto out

In a post Cardi B. complains that the New Jersey Airport is empty because of Cheeto banning Muslims. She states, “Fucking stupid, stupid fucking Cheeto.” Cardi B. has power. She is female rapper that blew up over the past few years. She is now well known. She knows things. Possibly Cheeto himself told her, who knows.

His natural state

Cheeto is always done up for events. But what is he like in the white house? To find out I took 7 years of college. I got a PhD in computer science. Then I applied to be part of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. In a couple of years, after all interviews and backround checks, I got the job. I originally patrolled the outside gates. But I knew I had to find a way to see Cheeto. So I knocked out my partner and everyone with my one fist. My left one. Then I walked inside the building. It took me a while to find the Cheeto but I eventually did. He was in his office. He looked up in shock. I pulled out my camera and took the picture. The alarms went off and I was escorted out of the building by my once unconscious parent. I was then thrown into the back of the cop car. I was in jail for 50 years. I got out today. I still have the picture I took during my quest. I think it is only polite to show you.

The man himself, Cheeto Trump.

Thank you for listening.

That’s just the tea, the illuminatea

[thatsjusthetea]

tumblr is a place that holds secrets, rumours and most of all tragedies. one of the worst tragedies on the horrid website must be the blog @thatsjusthetea

@thatsjusthetea is a very ominous blog. one day it came out of nowhere and quickly gained followers here and there. how? where? and who are the people that run this suspicious blog? the people running this blog are heard to have stranger thoughts and ideas than most. but then again, tumblr is filled with rumours.

one of the biggest reasons that this blog if tumblrs undiscovered mystery is because every single post ends in a catchy, but daunting phrase.

“that’s just the tea, the illuminatea.”

how suspicious. is it solely a catchphrase, or could it have a secret meaning? we will never know

i am the tea, the illuminatea.

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Once again the epically awesome @puvithel has created a hilariously epic pin #illuminatea #puvithel #alternativefashion https://www.instagram.com/p/CRoynRbFbYp/?utm_medium=tumblr

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definitive proof that the illuminatea had a hand in Horace's death they need to be stopped #never forget #remember horace #stop the illuminatea

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