#thatwasprettyhardcore

[drawbauchery]

[trustinyourmaster-blog]

                                                                        “ I am very proud of you. ” 

              indie master tigress and master shifu from the kung fu panda franchise.

[exactly42muses]

(( for @thatwasprettyhardcore

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“Uh... hello?”

Well, this was certainly a thing that was happening. Po had been enjoying some dumplings, and now a kung fu master was sitting in his lap.

“Uh... I just wanna make sure I’m not hallucinating or something. You... are sitting on me, right? Is this, like, a sparring thing? Are you sick?”

[majordomo-zazu]

@thatwasprettyhardcore

Zazu watched as the last of the hawk bandits flew off into the air. His joints ached from the daring chase he had just endured through the hills and valleys of China, until their numbers had got the better of him and he was pushed to the ground. 

He was lucky the tiger had shown up when she had.

“Oh...thank you, dearly.” he groaned, sitting up.

“I’m alright, I think.” A thought suddenly occurred to him and he hastily opened his knapsack, but he breathed a sigh of relief.

“Good...I don’t think they broke anything.”

[laftcr]

🖊

FUCKIN CATS FUCKIN KARATE POSES. .... Did I make her chest too big? I feel like i made her cat boobles too big....

[gongmensoothsayer]

@thatwasprettyhardcore

While she was able to at least vaguely grasp at portions of the esoteric ideas in kung fu, the part where there was actual combat involved eluded her. Most techniques flew over her head-- save for the ones that could potentially do significant damage, but that was more out of healer’s need to know the cause more than anything.

The Soothsayer made her way closer to the arena, eyeing the master. “That was an impressive... jump kick,” she managed, the last word lilted upwards to sound more like a question than she wanted.

Gods, she was out of her depth here.

[courcgecus]

🌿  -   ❝ Oh, so thoughtful! I can tell you’re very self-confident. You must have had good role models. ❞ || @thatwasprettyhardcore ❤’d!

[headmonstress-blog]

Abigail had been sitting across from the tigress for the past few minutes, tilting her head & making various confused faces at the other.  Finally, she seemed to gather the nerve to break the silence.  ❝  Are you...actually meditating, or just really stoned?  ❞  she wondered dryly.  // @thatwasprettyhardcore