#thazer

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Dewdels ! I feel like it’s been ages……. (Stares wistfully into a corn field)

Second one gets some Details winky face

“Theo can’t feel pain??” Yes! Er, nope! ..kinda!

In case anyone here is as clueless as Blazer was, Theo isn’t a normal companion- he’s part peacemaker, having stolen one’s body in order to escape the confines of the house he was physically attached to.

I think about it sort of like a turtle shell, or if you flicked your own fingernail. You still feel it, but it’s clearly muffled/dulled by the hard surface. That being, for Theo, the straight up steel xe’re made of— in comparison to the far cheaper & thinner aluminum alloy of typical companions. Blazer’s about to punch the back of Theo’s shoulder, and find himself with a broken hand.

Xir head, however, is still vulnerable- and quite sensitive in comparison. It takes a lot for xem to trust anyone to touch xem there…

Being part peacemaker is something he’s incredibly secretive about- letting whispers of xir uniqueness and Previously Haunted Residence go without address, which eventually leads to Blazer prodding xem for answers. Theo trusts him well enough by that point and, rather flatly, tells the truth about xir gaining sentience, luring of an officer, bodily takeover, and… the rest is history.

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APPARENTLY!! I never uploaded this and it’s literally my favorite human au art piece I’ve ever done so of course I had to remedy that

From November of 2024 and surprisingly not all that outdated design-wise look at them go

THESE BITCHES GAY AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!

This is from back when I actually used a pen tool to do lineart isn’t that amazing (I’ve been using a pencil for like a year now)

I want to say more but I’m like. Too distracted by how pretty Blazer is hold on

Something something they way that they love each other means everything to me and I will fight god about it. You will find me dead at the top of a very steep hill. You will hear me screaming on the rooftops until my lungs fall out. Grasping at the walls of my enclosure

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First Date, sweet little comic I made in back in August :)

I made this one immediately before starting Day Five; literally two days later I was drawing Raf getting kicked in the nuts . Ain’t that something

Anyways yes Blazer fell in love with Theo the moment he saw xem covered in Raf’s oil. Somewhere between “wow holy shit he’d actually kill someone for me..” and “Jesus he’s hot like this oh my fuck” . Blazer took up the task of helping fix xir injuries (Raf managed to stab xir ankle on the way out) while Eddie was busy with a Separate Problem…

He doesn’t end up asking xem on a date for another like 8 months, at first because of Separate Problem and later because, well. He was worried Theo would hate him.

I’ve said this a million times before but Theo is quite aroace. Blazer knew this for years, and was getting pretty good at defending him against anyone that willfully ignored this fact, playing Big Bodyguard against would-be suitors. Suffice to say, having himself be on that end of the table was be rather jarring- that makes him the bad guy. Since when is Blazer the bad guy ?! /silly

Theo just really doesn’t get it . The whole romance thing, I mean. Him & Blazer are so close that there isn’t really a difference between romantic and platonic, they’re just.. them. So being asked on a romantic date with xir romantic partner just felt like some kinda weird ritual that only Normal Bots go through ? Why do we need to go out to eat together when you already live in my house ? Confusing.

Xe get used to it, though. The dates are fun, Blazer is cute, this whole romance thing starts to feel less like an obligation to normalcy and more like a running bit between them (/vpos). Blazer gets to have fun with a new label and Theo gets flowers out of it. Win-win let’s go gay people

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Blazer / thazer themed doodle dump

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Spark!Stray but it’s a bunch of human au nonsense bc I love and miss my squishy nuggets

I circle back around to this au every couple of months and completely jumpscare myself with the fact that I can draw humans still . Like shit I forgot I can do that

And they’re so fun too…. My unbelievably hot son and his outrageously sexy husband and their stunningly gorgeous daughter… and Raf . Who isn’t ugly by any means but I just don’t like him

Anyways I remembered I have free will so I’m fucking around rendering one of those Theo sketches . Look at him go

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This week’s dingles and ! I have a bit of yapping to do about the first 3 ;)

Post-kidnapping, Theo slowly regains his bearings— and has to learn to trust the people around him again, especially Blazer. Raf made a sick joke out of making the half-lucid tailor believe the oligarch was him, to the point where Theo had found himself awoken with a start to having allowed xemself to melt into his hands.

Realizing xe’d been tricked into trusting that vile rat made Theo dangerously volatile, which culminated in xem experiencing a derealization episode… where what real and what’s a game blurred together; even in the safety of his own home, Theo remained convinced the oligarch was trying to fool him again.

Blazer had no idea Raf had done this— Theo had been hiding the extent of the torture xe’d endured— so getting cracked to the ground and threatened with a seam ripper was quite the surprise,

These feature Amphi because it was @computereyguy whispering in my ear to draw Blazer getting beaten to death that finally brought me to draw the scene LMAO

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I’ve been thazering out lately icl

I’m goingto sob

Theo’s canonically been sent letters & random DMs telling him that xe & Blazer shouldn’t be together because Blazer is untrustworthy and Evil due to his violent and selfish past (in human au a solid half of this is spurred by straight up racism)

Blazer gets teased all the time by old friends that he’s been “domesticated” and that he’s “lame” now because he’s grown and changed as a person

And don’t even get me STARTED on how inherently STRANGE their relationship is; being celebrities with a wack-ass semi-open qpr-but-not type situation going on that’s ALWAYS under scrutiny (especially Blazer’s end)

And neither of them could care less!! they both love each other exactly the way they always have!! not in spite of their flaws, but with them through and through!!!!

The fact they bonded almost immediately bc Theo couldn’t have cared less about Class Divide and just saw someone in need (even if his determination of that was rather selfish)

And then Blazer warms up to this weird ass guy and starts to bring him out of his emotional walls by just being really annoying (visiting all the time without warning) and they end up practically inseparable by the end of like month two

Raf tries sooooo damn hard to pry them apart but Theo & Blazer had already established everything they needed to keep going- nothing really ever comes close to breaking that

Theo’s rather self conscious about the amount of Rules xe put onto this relationship in comparison to Blazer’s practically none;

Not interested in sex, gets grossed out by kissing on the lips, in canon he has trauma with electric shock so he doesn’t like being sparked at all, sometimes he wonders if what he feels is even romantic

Blazer couldn’t care less . He’s more than happy to figure out cute and funny ways to accommodate xir boundaries and will defend Theo to the end of the universe. Both would kill & die for each other.

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Incredibly self indulgent AU that took over my brain for a solid five days I love my boys